Originally posted by MrMind
so last saturday, I hooked up with chick who looked like bulma, but chubbiershe wouldn't go to my place because I only got coke but no alcohol
I ended up at her place, she got a german shepherd. I told her I am very allergic to dog.
but I was like fuk it, let me just power through
went to her apartment, it was a huge mess, the dog was all over me
she got a one bedroom apartment but the living room and bedroom is connected without door. so when I was fuking her, the dog started licking me, which freak me out cause I already got dog hairs all over me now the saliva is gonna get me real itchy
at that point sex became a chore, she finally let the dog into the bathroom, but I already lost my boner.
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I wonder how Mister "I'd never bond with any pet" Raoul feels about this post.
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FYI, not sexual at all, but I love getting my feet licked - and no whore can do it as well as my dog, no matter how much you pay her.
Incredibly pleasant and relaxing.
Pr is wasting his life.