Comic Book Questions & Discussion

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Originally posted by cdtm
He was sexually confused and in the closet. 🙂

Or maybe he was just being decent and not a pedo?

Originally posted by cdtm
It's like a rule that if you have Black in your name, you must be an evil villian.

Black Bolt, Black Knight, Black Lightning, Black Cat are all heroes.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Or maybe he was just being decent and not a pedo?

Black Bolt, Black Knight, Black Lightning, Black Cat are all heroes.

Black Cat a hero? She's like Spidey's Catwoman, total anti-hero.

Well, Black Bolt did have that moment in War of Kings where he wanted to make everyone in the universe an inhuman. Which is effectively an act of genocide, in the sense all the othet races wouldn't exist anymore.

Seems pretty villainous to me.

Not really. She reforms quickly and spends more time on the side of the angels.

Much like Catwoman, who's been on Bats' side for more than two decades.

Someone will slit your throat soon.

Black Cat plays games with Spider-Man and steals stuff, when it comes to really serious shit like murder she's on Pete's side.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Not really. She reforms quickly and spends more time on the side of the angels.

Much like Catwoman, who's been on Bats' side for more than two decades.

Someone will slit your throat soon.

Not until after I vote for Donald Trumps second term hopefully.

MAGA QAnon The Storm is coming.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

Didn't Rasputin reject her advances till she got older? Thought it was elaborated on in one comic, maybe it was Whedon's run?

Of course, you could argue that's not what Claremont intended, I guess.


I especially love the part where Wolverine was ready to kill Colossus for breaking up with her.

I guess it's not much worse than Pete Wisdom being 40 and ****ing her when she was 15/16.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂

Didn't Rasputin reject her advances till she got older? Thought it was elaborated on in one comic, maybe it was Whedon's run?

Of course, you could argue that's not what Claremont intended, I guess.

Colossus rejected her because she was too young, but after coming back from Secret Wars everything fell apart, which led to that famous bar-room brawl with Juggernaut.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Or maybe he was just being decent and not a pedo?

Black Bolt, Black Knight, Black Lightning, Black Cat are all heroes.

Black Canary, Black Alice, Black Widow, Blackhawk....

Black Condor, Black Panther, Blackwing, Black Vulcan, Black Eagle

Don't forget Black Eye!

**** im fuked

so drunk

didnt get no pussy

Did you get some dick at least?

Originally posted by -Pr-
Colossus rejected her because she was too young,

Yes.

Originally posted by -Pr-
but after coming back from Secret Wars everything fell apart, which led to that famous bar-room brawl with Juggernaut.

He fell in love with that alien girl, lol.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Did you get some dick at least?

Ha.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Yes.

He fell in love with that alien girl, lol.

Yup. Which, as you know, went so well.

Originally posted by krisblaze
I especially love the part where Wolverine was ready to kill Colossus for breaking up with her.

I guess it's not much worse than Pete Wisdom being 40 and ****ing her when she was 15/16.

Wait, what? 😂

Didn't even know Wisdom f*cked her.

Human laws apparently don't apply to mutants.

Or maybe they just don't apply to Jews, huh, Parm? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by -Pr-
Yup. Which, as you know, went so well.

She was living a good life till all those crazy teenagers appeared out of nowhere 😂

One with the fire dick, the other with the steel dick... poor lady facepalm

Let's not forget that group of girls that Colossus savaged in the savage land.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Wait, what? 😂

Didn't even know Wisdom f*cked her.

Human laws apparently don't apply to mutants.

Or maybe they just don't apply to Jews, huh, Parm? 😖hifty:

Let's not forget that Kitty and Saturnyne woke up together. Kitty had just turned 15 iirc.

Originally posted by cdtm
Not until after I vote for Donald Trumps second term hopefully.

MAGA QAnon The Storm is coming.

If I were Donald, I would nuke you from the orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Let's not forget that group of girls that Colossus savaged in the savage land.

Two chicks, but not necessarily underage.

Originally posted by krisblaze
Let's not forget that Kitty and Saturnyne woke up together. Kitty had just turned 15 iirc.

😂 😂 😂

Then there's this (since Pr is online, I couldn't resist):

😖hifty: 😖hifty: 😖hifty:

The **** is that?