Originally posted by carver9
Sigh
Originally posted by Sin I AM
Maybe its a woman thing. Ive dabbled into trying to convert some homes to the Church of Sin. Didnt work out. Last guy...(let's call him carver) was a real peach. He was a bottom you know, the kind of man who wears his boxer briefs backwards if u catch my drift. Anyway me and carver were bffs. My own personal gay friend. But he was awesome. Dressed nice, smelled like peaches and rosebuds, cleaned, knew how to cook. A real dandy. Anyway he was cute and had a pretty mouth and i was in a bit of a dry spell so i said phuckit..y not? So i convinced him to come out one night.I ordered a double whiskey no ice. He doesn't drink so i ordered him a fuzzy extra ice and winked at the bar keep ( the extra ice meant a triple 151). He's a noob so either he didnt notice ot tried to play it cool. Anyway a few bucks later he was toasted and i was ready to pounce. I took him home and it was a grand ole time. Aside from the constant reach around he attempted nature took it's course. It's only after he woke up around noon that he was upset and contemplating suicide. But all in all good times