Hulk runs a JLA gauntlet!!

Originally posted by carver9
2 mods show up at the same time. Who reported me?

Guilty conscience? mmm

Originally posted by carver9
2 mods show up at the same time. Who reported me?

Originally posted by carver9
1. Cyborg - gets blitzed
2. Flash - he does have a chance to win ONLY with speed steal. If he does not use this tactic, Hulk stomps.
3. Martian Manhunter - nothing he can do to Hulk and he gets one punched.
4. Green Lantern - Orion treated his construct and shields like fodder. Hulk would destroy him.
5. Wonder Woman - this is honestly Hulk hardest fight. She would do some major damage with her weapons and lasso but Hulk would power through it and crush her.
6. Superman - at this point, a fight between Hulk and Superman is laughable. Since his rebirth, Superman doesn't have a single victory under his belt with tons of losses and koes (well, he did beat Zod son AFTER getting koed beforehand). This is a massacre and I have enough evidence pointing to Hulk one punching Superman.
7. Batman with as much prep as he needs. Backwards magic? Going after Banner's loved ones (if any??)? UV lamps? Psychological warfare? All fair game. Literally anything goes.

Batman is overrated. Hulk wins. Tony had prep against Hulk as well and it did nothing.

Which fight did Superman lose?

Carv compares Iron Man to Batman.

That's like comparing The Lex Luger to Rick Flair:

Originally posted by Magnon
So, if Superman flies towards Hulk so fast that his heat vision (which is presumably in the IR/vis region of the EM spectrum) Doppler-shifts into UV region, he can easily one-shot Hulk?

That's one more option for Superman, then.

Eclipso had casually blocked the actual sun with his shadows in the previous issue.

All of these posts, using made up characters. Need to see proof, guys!

Remember the starting distance, remember the OP!

Originally posted by abhilegend
😂

Which fight did Superman lose?

Did you really just ask that?

Originally posted by carver9
Did you really just ask that?

Give him a break Carter, nobody has read as many comics as you have so he can't hope to match you.

Originally posted by Bentley
Give him a break Carter, nobody has read as many comics as you have so he can't hope to match you.

This guy knows all. Minus the CarTer statement.

Originally posted by carver9
2 mods show up at the same time. Who reported me?

It has Hulk and JLA in the title. That shit is like catnip to you.

I made it so no other thread can be derailed....even when Superman is on the same team as Hulk lol.

Do we think Immortal Hulk can blitz Cyborg over 10km before Cyborg can react, for example? Scans will be needed.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
Do we think Immortal Hulk can blitz Cyborg over 10km before Cyborg can react, for example? Scans will be needed.

😂

Originally posted by carver9
Did you really just ask that?

Meh, I expected this thread to be funnier

Originally posted by cdtm
Carv compares Iron Man to Batman.

That's like comparing The Lex Luger to Rick Flair:

Here is the original, unedited scan:

Stop hating on Hulk, cd.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Here is the original, unedited scan:

Stop hating on Hulk, cd.

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Originally posted by abhilegend
Yes, fire away with all the losses.

He's been recently koed "to my memory " (probably more) from Rogol twice.

Originally posted by carver9
He's been recently koed "to my memory " (probably more) from Rogol twice.

What are the other losses?

Originally posted by abhilegend
And? Rogol is also completely beating everyone else, Superman is the only one who even remotely matching him.

What are the other losses?

Rao koed him twice. Some kids with pieces of Parallax inside of them koed him.

Originally posted by carver9
Rao koed him twice. Some kids with pieces of Parallax inside of them koed him.

Are we talking about same Parallax which is one of the most powerful entities in the universe and actually created the universe along with other emotional entities? Because Superman actually overpowered the same entity later in the issue.

This is just your usual lowballing routine carter.