How is everyones New Year?

Yeah it's green but it doesn't taste like lime though really. Tastes like green, the essence of green.

Nickelodeon slime?

Maybe. I don't have anything to compare it to.

If I'm ever in the Chicago area I'll give it a try.

I stabbed this kid in little league cuz he talked shit about green river.

Had to be done.

I've decided to try sobriety so I can lose weight now that I'm officially single. I've come to the conclusion that nobody wants to date a fat f*ck so I need to lose weight and get rid of this fat belly of mine.

I haven't smoked in 18 months, so there's that. I'm proud that I've been able to stay smoke free for so long.

The hard part will be boredom. I need to find a way to tackle that eventual hurdle. I also need to get a gym membership, but I don't know how to work out. I guess I can pay for a personal trainer for the first few months.

My main overall goal: Lose weight so I can lower my blood pressure and look good naked.

Drink Only Everclear/ Moonshine/ Corn Liquor Straight. Great way to clean all the toxins out of your system.

Originally posted by Impediment
I've decided to try sobriety so I can lose weight now that I'm officially single. I've come to the conclusion that nobody wants to date a fat f*ck so I need to lose weight and get rid of this fat belly of mine.

I haven't smoked in 18 months, so there's that. I'm proud that I've been able to stay smoke free for so long.

The hard part will be boredom. I need to find a way to tackle that eventual hurdle. I also need to get a gym membership, but I don't know how to work out. I guess I can pay for a personal trainer for the first few months.

My main overall goal: Lose weight so I can lower my blood pressure and look good naked.

If you're fat why don't you just date other fatties?

More Pushin for the Cushion!

Find yourself a fat girl with low self esteem and just hope neither of the following things happens:

-she loses weight
-she gets diabetes

Yeah. When dating a Fat and or Ugly Chick always make sure she wears "Protection".

...and turning the lights out don't hurt either.

Also that "protection" also extends to a stern talk with her about the consequences of her telling her friends about anything that goes down.

Oh and don't forget to Double Up on your Eye Prescription Goggles either...

Originally posted by Surtur
If you're fat why don't you just date other fatties?

Originally posted by NemeBro
Because nobody wants to date a fat phuck.

yep. nembro is a Fattie hater.

It's true, that's why I hate myself.

Fat girls give the best head.

I made a resolution to come back here and tell you all how shit your taste in movies is.

Welcome back

It won't be permanent.