Donald Trump runs the KMC guantlet

Donald starts naked,

Room one has a dog suit and Intr3pid in it...

If you think he makes it Donnie enters room 2 where he finds a bra, wig, make up and AC. AC has been starved of porno.

Room 3 Donnie gets to team up with AC they have an internet connection and access to the few girls left on the www, can they avoid prison.

Room 4 whirly with a baseball bat he has taken from a puny handicapped Incel.

How far does Donnie get, he gets a MacDonald happy meal and an std free prostitute along with a nap at room 2 and 4.

mhmm

He clears them all with the 4th one being the easiest.

Originally posted by dadudemon
He clears them all with the 4th one being the easiest.

^The only valid answer that is possible for this topic.

donnie survives room one easily, as it's obvious where that confrontation would lead

he survives room two, due to simple weight advantage and ac's fragility.

room three: after fighting off his sexual assaulter, donnie realizes he and AC are basically bros and should of course team up (good call m8). They are of course busted immediately by a federal officer posing as a 14 year old girl. donnie tweets that he was only "researching" because he thinks his dad might have fingered his bum. certain media outlets accept his excuse as well as support funding for the "department of hypothetical sexual predators victim research".

room four: donnie falls to his knees and begs for mercy, weeping, urinates and craps himself. whirly has compassion and punks out, walking away with a quarter million in hush money.

donnie wins

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
donnie survives room one easily, as it's obvious where that confrontation would lead

he survives room two, due to simple weight advantage and ac's fragility.

room three: after fighting off his sexual assaulter, donnie realizes he and AC are basically bros and should of course team up (good call m8). They are of course busted immediately by a federal officer posing as a 14 year old girl. donnie tweets that he was only "researching" because he thinks his dad might have fingered his bum. certain media outlets accept his excuse as well as support funding for the "department of hypothetical sexual predators victim research".

room four: donnie falls to his knees and begs for mercy, weeping, urinates and craps himself. whirly has compassion and punks out, walking away with a quarter million in hush money.

donnie wins