Marvel Bench Contest

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Well, this escalated quickly.

Cosmic, great job with this thread 😂

I know. Lol.

This thread was a slow burn.

Current Namor - 90 tons
Hyperion - 110 tons
Immortal Hulk - 120 tons
Jen Hulk - 120 tons
Jane Thor - 110 tons
Current Thor - 100 tons
Whole Sentry - 125 tons
Blue Marvel - 110 tons
Captain Marvel - 70 tons
Current Sasquatch - 110 tons

100 tons is light as hell.

It's a truck sized boulder at best.

Current Namor - Country, enough to BTFO Golden or Unworthy Thor
Hyperion - He already benched two planets
Immortal Hulk - He could bench the earth
Jen Hulk - Stronger than Thor
Jane Thor - Half the earth
Current Thor - island
Whole Sentry - probably earth
Blue Marvel - country
Captain Marvel - a large truck sized boulder (600+ tons)
Current Sasquatch - country

Originally posted by NemeBro
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