Telegraph Apologizes for Publishing Fake News about the First Lady

Started by Surtur3 pages

Almost as funny as the telegraph paying Melania money.

Originally posted by Raptor22
no problem.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.collinsdictionary.com/us/amp/english/telegraph

Telegraph- transitive verb- Definition 3- If someone telegraphs something that they are planning or intending to do, they make it obvious, either deliberately or accidentally, that they are going to do it.

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/pun

Pun Definition 1- the usually humorous use of a word in such a way as to suggest two or more of its meanings or the meaning of another word similar in sound

U see, the name of the paper is the Telegraph, which can mean both -

Telegraph definition 1-noun- "a system of sending messages over long distances, either by means of electricity or by radio signals. Telegraph was used more often before the invention of telephones"

Or the definition 3 which i posted above.

Since its a newspaper its most likely associating itself with the noun version of the word. But i made it seem like it was the transitive verb which would, associate them with making things obvious. Now if something is obvious then people should see it coming. Hence my pun about it being from the telegraph, therefore we should have seen it coming.

Good explanation

Why? She's used to getting paid, she was a high-end escort.

Originally posted by Robtard
Why? She's used to getting paid, she was a high-end escort.

Exactly, they paid her and didn't even get blown. Like I said: funny.

Dbl

Originally posted by Robtard
That was funny
Thanks.

This moment of humor has been brought 2 u by Raptor. Raptor, making people laugh since 1984.

1984, that's a coded signal! Coded!

Originally posted by Raptor22
Thanks.

This moment of humor has been brought 2 u by Raptor. Raptor, making people laugh since 1984.

I liked the veiled humor of it.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Ahh the far right press of the UK up to there old tricks. Never trust the right, they even turn on their own.

Your statement, while not wholly right, is not completely wrong, either. They are not far right or even far right UK press.

mediabiasfactcheck.com gives them a right-center bias. With a factual rating of High.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/daily-telegraph/

Well there goes that narrative

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your statement, while not wholly right, is not completely wrong, either. They are not far right or even far right UK press.

mediabiasfactcheck.com gives them a right-center bias. With a factual rating of High.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/daily-telegraph/

Putinbot right now:

Someone should lose their job over this, if not outright be blacklisted from journalism for a time, not fact-checking would soon be discouraged and we might end up with a press we can be proud of and can trust.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Your statement, while not wholly right, is not completely wrong, either. They are not far right or even far right UK press.

mediabiasfactcheck.com gives them a right-center bias. With a factual rating of High.

https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/daily-telegraph/

going to disagree with the fact check. They were Thatcher paper and the nickname is the Torygraph. The use of broadsheet means they are more credible than a tabloid. Most people in the UK won't wipe there ass on the Torygraph. Google it and see.

Ohh so is that site no longer credible?

Originally posted by Surtur
Ohh so is that site no longer credible?
No, urban dictionary is just more accurate loser.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Torygraph

"Urban dictionary is more accurate" isn't a ringing endorsement.

Originally posted by Surtur
"Urban dictionary is more accurate" isn't a ringing endorsement.
it's not completely wrong all broadsheets are pretty accurate on non part political issues in the UK as long as they don't interfere with the editor and owners agenda. The Torygraph will always lean right, the Guardian left. The times right middle, the independent left middle. Simple like you.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
it's not completely wrong all broadsheets are pretty accurate on non part political issues in the UK as long as they don't interfere with the editor and owners agenda. The Torygraph will always lean right, the Guardian left. The times right middle, the independent left middle. Simple like you.

You're so angry here, it's unclear why. I'm enjoying it all the same.

They're rated at "right-center" which gels with what you said, so what exactly is Surt flipping over now?

Originally posted by Robtard
They're rated at "right-center" which gels with what you said, so what exactly is Surt flipping over now?

Ahh, that's the strategy you wanna take here? Good.