Mary Poppins now is a racist

Started by samhain2 pages

Originally posted by Surtur
"A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down"

She is responsible for diabetes among young people! Why god why?

There's a theory that it's actually all about drugs and Mary and Dick Van Dyke's character are dealers, saw a vid on Youtube about it a while ago. Was quite funny.

I'd give the kids drugs too they were annoying little shits.

The von Trapp kids could have used some drugs too.

THEY ALL NEED DRUGS.

Originally posted by Badabing
These people are seriously mental.

😂

No one is coming to defend it either

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
The classic family film Mary Poppins has been branded racist by a US academic who accuses Dame Julie Andrews of 'blacking up' with soot while dancing with chimney sweeps.

In a piece for the New York Times, Professor Daniel Pollack-Pelzner criticises one of the film's iconic moments, when Mary Poppins joins Dick Van Dyke's Bert to dance on a rooftop for the classic song Step in Time.

He writes: "When the magical nanny (played by Julie Andrews) accompanies her young charges, Michael and Jane Banks, up their chimney, her face gets covered in soot, but instead of wiping it off, she gamely powders her nose and cheeks even blacker."

Link

Let them have it. As long as Song of the South is still a-ok.

I wish I was in Dixie Land?

Originally posted by Surtur
Lol. That settles it. Nothing is racist anymore. When everything is racist, nothing is.

I don't care if Trump paints his entire body with black makeup and sings "zip a dee doo dah". That can't be racist now, cuz nothing is racist.

That's something racist say though :/

Originally posted by Robtard
That's something racist say though :/

Not anymore.

Tell you what then, Surt. Drive to a predominately Black neighborhood in Chicago and start telling "n****r!" and other racial slurs and then say "no, it's cool, nothing is racist anymore!" when you get approached.

Granted, there's a very good chance nothing will happen to you as they'll probably think you're just insane.

Originally posted by Robtard
Tell you what then, Surt. Drive to a predominately Black neighborhood in Chicago and start telling "n****r!" and other racial slurs and then say "no, it's cool, nothing is racist anymore!" when you get approached.

Granted, there's a very good chance nothing will happen to you as they'll probably think you're just insane.

Okay, just did it. At first they got angry and then I pointed out "leftists are saying Mary Poppins wore black face" and everything was okay once all the laughter died down. One of them even high fived me as I left.

Reality: You didn't do a thing, Surt.

The friendships I formed will last a life time, thanks Rob!

Originally posted by Surtur
Okay, just did it. At first they got angry and then I pointed out "leftists are saying Mary Poppins wore black face" and everything was okay once all the laughter died down. One of them even high fived me as I left.

Vid or it didn't happen.

*Scratches head* Mary Poppins is racist..... How exactly?

I mean.... Thats dumb. Are all chimney cleaners now wearing blackface? There's a difference between getting dirty as you work, and deliberately paining yourself black as a mockery of black people.

I suddenly get the feeling that context has been flushed down the toilet in todays mad mad world.

YouTube video

If someone made up some twitter account, called it "Professor" something, P.H.D. from Yale, and tweeted some ridiculous racial critique of, I don't know, CW's The Flash. Say, arguing the "dark matter" is really a racial allegory for the evils of "blackness", and how Cisco's plan is to "Whitewash" everybody.

Assuming this got noticed and trended on twitter, would the papers just run with it? Would they bother to background check the self proclaimed professor first?

Found the OG article,

Guess who wrote it, some dumb college professor with nothing else to do but preach PC hate.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/28/movies/mary-poppins-returns-blackface.html

I knew it!

I knew something was wrong when I watch that film as a kid! There was always a voice telling me that crazy witch was hiding something. I mean seriously, what sane grown adult is not only always chipper, but can fly?

😆

Hm. Now that you mention it, isn’t the concept of the Ubermensch one of the core foundations of Nazi-isn? And Superman is a white man who does a double nazi salute in order to fly. OMG! Flight = racist. O_O

****ing mind blown with the Superman double Nazi salute.

But wait! Does this mean the original creators were Nazi’s disguise as Jews to throw us off?!

Originally posted by SquallX
****ing mind blown with the Superman double Nazi salute.

But wait! Does this mean the original creators were Nazi’s disguise as Jews to throw us off?!

Double agents double nazi salute to fly. 😮

Mind = blown