Happy Valentines Day

Hang your head in shame today, you straight Herero-normative couples of KMC.

You have a good day, Adam_Poe. 🙂

Today isn't Valentines though.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Today isn't Valentines though.

Getting it in early. Gonna be waaaaay too drunk tonight, and tomorrow.

"Galetines." 🤨

I’m single so I’ll be celebrating “Alentine’s Ay”, for those who won’t be getting the V or the D.

I thought you were married

Currently going through a divorce. We’re civil and amicable, but we’re ready to move on.

Originally posted by Impediment
Currently going through a divorce. We’re civil and amicable, but we’re ready to move on.

Glad you guys avoided the drama 👆

Chastity is the true way of celebrating anyways.

Originally posted by Bentley
Glad you guys avoided the drama 👆

Chastity is the true way of celebrating anyways.

Yes, show me your chastitties.

She told me “No more sex” but she crumpled and got up on the ol’ pogo stick.

Originally posted by Impediment
She told me “No more sex” but she crumpled and got up on the ol’ pogo stick.

You two will f--k tomorrow. That soon-to-be-ex sex.

Originally posted by cdtm
Hang your head in shame today, you straight Herero-normative couples of KMC.

You have a good day, Adam_Poe. 🙂

I will be spending the day volunteering to prepare meals and activities for LGBTQ seniors.

lf you declare big stuff like No More Sex you better have the balls to follow that up.

Blue balls obviously.

edit: still lasted more than the No More Mutants from House of M

Chastity comes the Day after Valentines Day...Otherwise knonw as Being in the Dog House after all you Romeos PHUCK UP Valentines Day.

Nuff Said.

Originally posted by cdtm
Hang your head in shame today, you straight Herero-normative couples of KMC.

You have a good day, Adam_Poe. 🙂

It's creepy that you're wishing other men a happy valentines day.

Just gonna throw this out there:

I see more relationships fail, and think i've pinned down the reason:

People get so caught up in making themselves happy, they either forget, or never learned, that there's pleasure in making OTHER people happy.

There’s definitely going to be some sex tomorrow.

Shameful and aberrant sex.

He gonna put it in her pooper

I might even let her put a finger in my ass.

How romantic

Originally posted by Bentley

edit: still lasted more than the No More Mutants from House of M

Originally posted by Impediment
I might even let make her put a finger in my ass.

Gotta remind her who those fingers belong to.