2020 Presidential Election Discussion

Started by carthage523 pages

If Biden loses the Democratic Party really should disband

Originally posted by carthage
If Biden loses the Democratic Party really should disband
Same for the other side.

https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-just-handing-out-extra-ballots-to-trick-or-treaters

Originally posted by wxyz
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-just-handing-out-extra-ballots-to-trick-or-treaters
that is insane...

Originally posted by wxyz
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-just-handing-out-extra-ballots-to-trick-or-treaters

Disgusting low-down tactics... not really surprising though seeing as how they're democrats... they're notorious for cheating.

Fortunately, even with these tactics I still believe Trump is gonna win in a landslide.

Originally posted by wxyz
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-just-handing-out-extra-ballots-to-trick-or-treaters

😂

Originally posted by Blakemore
Same for the other side.

Apart from choosing another terrible center right Establishment candidate that cost them a second election??

Originally posted by carthage
Apart from choosing another terrible center right Establishment candidate that cost them a second election??
As opposed to an outsider who literally insulted the entire party, which was probably the only reason why Trump was even popular in the first place!

Originally posted by wxyz
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrat-just-handing-out-extra-ballots-to-trick-or-treaters
Please tell me that u guys are just kidding around and none of u really believed this.

I don't even care if u guys lie to me, just say it so i can convince myself that u guys didn't believe an article so silly.

Also from their own website-

"The Babylon Bee is the world’s best satire site, totally inerrant in all its truth claims. We write satire about Christian stuff, political stuff, and everyday life.

The Babylon Bee was created ex nihilo on the eighth day of the creation week, exactly 6,000 years ago. We have been the premier news source through every major world event, from the Tower of Babel and the Exodus to the Reformation and the War of 1812. We focus on just the facts, leaving spin and bias to other news sites like CNN and Fox News."

https://babylonbee.com/about

I assumed everyone knew BB is a satirical website like The Onion.

Originally posted by wxyz
I assumed everyone knew BB is a satirical website like The Onion.

Oh no, and the best part is seeing people fact check it. USA Today fact checked their story about the 9th circuit court reversing RBG's death.

Good stuff.

For me the best way to look at this is to look at the Miyagi-Do dojo and the Cobra Kai dojo. Clearly the Biden team is represented by Miyagi-Do and Trump Cobra Kai. Miyagi-Do is run by Daniel LaRusso, and he uses Mr. Miyagi's own karate teaching techniques of hard work in order to teach his students. He also adds in lessons in teamwork since unlike him and Miyagi he has multiple students. Sounds good right?

Johnny Lawrence ran Cobra Kai. His teaching methods include: berating you, sicking wild dogs on you, and forcing you to train on the inside of a cement truck despite the fumes. Then berating you again.

Seems clear one might say "Miyagi-Do seems better" but you'd be wrong. First off Miyagi-Do is racist because some of the students aren't white and so it's like indentured servitude. Plus their top student is white and the name Robby Keene sounds like some 1950s teen star.

Top student of Cobra Kai isn't white. He wins a tournament when he follows the teachings of Cobra Kai. Later on when he uses the famous Miyagi-Do mercy he gets paralyzed by the previously mentioned white devil Robby Keene. And Miguel was winning too until he let that white devil free.

So the point of all this is if you don't vote Trump you might end up paralyzed and in a coma.

Celeb-packed apartments to be protected by armed guards on Election Day

I thought guns were bad? This is more of their "rules for thee but not for me" shtick.

Why do they need armed guards on election day?

Originally posted by samhain
Why do they need armed guards on election day?

Clearly to fight off the murder hornets.

And, in the event trump wins, these celebs will need a safe escort to the airport to catch their flights to Canada.

We don't want them.

Originally posted by wxyz
We don't want them.

Well they sure as hell aren't gonna move to Mexico.

They're not going to move period.

They hate America, yet love all the money they get from living there.

Originally posted by wxyz
They're not going to move period.

They hate America, yet love all the money they get from living there.

Originally posted by Surtur
Clearly to fight off the murder hornets.

And, in the event trump wins, these celebs will need a safe escort to the airport to catch their flights to Canada.

Well none of them did it last time around even though they threatened to do so, not even Neve Campbell, who's from fvcking Canada.