Aaron Thor vs. Imperiex Probe

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Aaron Thor vs. Imperiex Probe

Aaron Thor vs. Imperiex Probe (the probe that appearance in Superman vol. 2 #172)

Aaron Thor ranges from being a Fraction level Thor to being the lowest Thor. The range is as wide as Alberto's anus.

Well, this is Thor during God of Thunder arc.

Those were the days. We were all bamboozled into thinking this Jason Aaron was going to do good things. I still maintain that Ribic and zero focus on anything outside Thor made those books, but still...

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he could write Thor."

Believe it or not, people are still falling for that trick.

Didn't he have the axe then? If yes, he wins.

If this is Aaron's Thor when written properly,
(like during the God Butcher arc) then he wins.
Otherwise he instantly jobs, and loses to the probe on purpose.

The Imperiex Probe grabs Thor by the vagina and throws him into another galaxy.

When Thor goes nearby a sun, he is instantly evaporated.

Thor hits the probe so hard a nearby planet begins to shatter along with a dozen other probes not far.

Originally posted by Philosophía
The Imperiex Probe grabs Thor by the vagina and throws him into another galaxy.

When Thor goes nearby a sun, he is instantly evaporated.

This is cherrypicked Gorr Thor where we apparently ignore everything that came after. Before too, different writer? Not sure.

I guess until he loses his hammer?

Godbutcher Thor oneshots multiple probes and then takes a nap in the sun

The Probe shoves the necro sword so far up Thor's sun don't shine, Assgard can feel it

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Godbutcher Thor oneshots multiple probes and then takes a nap in the sun
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Thor hits the probe so hard a nearby planet begins to shatter along with a dozen other probes not far.

Current Aaron Thor gets caught and killed by a snare trap meant for a baby rabbit or some shit.