Thor vs Zeus

Started by StiltmanFTW1 pages

Thor vs Zeus

Current Thor

versus

Pre-death Zeus

naked Guy Gardner comes in for the double ko

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Never saw that scan before. That alone makes this thread worth it, lol 👆

Zeus obviously.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Zeus obviously.

There is nothing "obvious" about it.

Zeus showed us plenty of times he can be a b*tch. Meanwhile, Thor's just raped his daddy.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
There is nothing "obvious" about it.

Zeus showed us plenty of times he can be a b*tch. Meanwhile, Thor's just raped his daddy.

Scans please

Originally posted by Galan007
Thor/Odin:

Lol.

But BrolyTime wanted an actual rape...

Oh, it happened on the last page. Look at Thor's pupils as he climaxed.

"Stop this madness!", Balder cried, while Thor's cape covered him from the sight of more sensitive comic readers.

Originally posted by MrMind
naked Guy Gardner comes in for the double ko

He should have compressed that can on his crotch for maximum effect.

Missed opportunity.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Thanks, now pretend I'm carver and can't read or understand what I am seeing, and break it down barney style for me.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Thanks, now pretend I'm carver and can't read or understand what I am seeing, and break it down barney style for me.

Thor smash Odin. Thor is Thor.

Very big hammer. Very strong.

Odin skyfather. Zeus skyfather. Odin weakened. Zeus weak all the time.

Odin is Odin. Zeus is Zeus. Odin is Zeus, Zeus is Odin.

Thor strong cause he fight Hulk.

Nice this should wrap it up

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Thor smash Odin. Thor is Thor.

Very big hammer. Very strong.

Odin skyfather. Zeus skyfather. Odin weakened. Zeus weak all the time.

Odin is Odin. Zeus is Zeus. Odin is Zeus, Zeus is Odin.

Thor strong cause he fight Hulk.

Has Thor ever Thor'd Thor in a Thor comic by Jason Aaron?

Odin incredible.

Zeus is a beast.

I like phones.

Don't call me Derrick.

Yeah, but Thor and Odin are at their weakest portrayals ever in history. I see Thor getting the same treatment Hulk got.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Has Thor ever Thor'd Thor in a Thor comic by Jason Aaron?

Odin incredible.

Zeus is a beast.

I like phones.

Don't call me Derrick.

Hello!!!!

"That's a very delectable looking child, I wonder what brand of undergarments he wears? He's gotta be a Hanes boy if I ever saw one. Well, let's set this Samsung Galaxy S9 up in the Park washroom and hope he shows us with 4k HD rear facing video recording camera clarity!"

Originally posted by One Big Mob
"That's a very delectable looking child, I wonder what brand of undergarments he wears? He's gotta be a Hanes boy if I ever saw one.

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