Carver's Superman vs OBM's Thor

Who wins?

dunno what OBD is
Carver's superman is below wolverine level

Carver's Superman can probably fight at street level

Dark Vader sounds awesome.

a bit off topic here.... carver and darksaint get trapped in a room for 24 hours,

what happens?

Originally posted by ghostman
a bit off topic here.... carver and darksaint get trapped in a room for 24 hours,

what happens?

Originally posted by ghostman
a bit off topic here.... carver and darksaint get trapped in a room for 24 hours,

what happens?

The child will grow up to be the great Weapon the world has ever known.

Originally posted by DarkSaint85
The child will grow up to be the great Weapon the world has ever known.

i honestly think you guys would straight up start fighting, like the moment you guys find out who each other are

Well I didn't say HOW the child would be made.....

Originally posted by MrMind
dunno what OBD is
Carver's superman is below wolverine level

OBM.

There was this other guy with three initials, I always get them confused.

It was OneDumbGo you heathen. Let the holy piss of Pope Carver rain down on you and burn your sinful skin for this affront.

Based on Carver’s posts, his view of Superman would look as follows:

- strengthwise physically equal to average Rogue
- weaker eyeblasts than Cyclops
- while he has to unfortunately agree Superman is fast, I truly believe he thinks his combat reaction speed is slower than QuickSilver’s
- he probably rank Superman’s flying ability as only being slightly better than Wonderman’s
- in terms of invulnerability, higher than the Thing but lower than SheHulk.

Meaning - in aggregate, his version of Superman would fit well within X-Force or X-Factor, but not the proper X-Men or Avengers. May just be strong enough - barely in Carver’s eyes - to maybe warrant a look from Alpha Flight (but then failing due to citizenship).

His Superman would be a tier below SheHulk (don’t even bring the Hulk), and may be a good sparring partner for Doc Solomon.

Angel could keep up with him in the sky, and Spider-Man would protect a city better than Kal would.

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However, if enough people admitted that the Hulk is better than Superman, then ironically you’d hear Carver admit that Superman is REALLY powerful ...just not as powerful as the Hulk.

Which wouldn’t be too bad considering Carver’s Hulk is a universe level threat ...

Originally posted by cdtm
OBM.

There was this other guy with three initials, I always get them confused.

Nobody calls him that.

Bran is Bran.

What's the point of this thread? Carver doesn't give a shit about Supes, while Bran is secretly a thorbag.

Let the healing piss from Holy Urine Carver wash away the shit stains of this thread.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nobody calls him that.

Bran is Bran.

What's the point of this thread? Carver doesn't give a shit about Supes, while Bran is secretly a thorbag.

I thought he hated Thor.

Almost as much as Spidey.

No.

He just acknowledges how Thor's been treated like a piece of shit in recent years (even the biggest fanboys can't be blind to it forever), but he still tries his best to defend and wank him every chance he gets.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No.

He just acknowledges how Thor's been treated like a piece of shit in recent years (even the biggest fanboys can't be blind to it forever), but he still tries his best to defend and wank him every chance he gets.

Ah.

Well, the point was the opposite of those "posters imaginary highball" character threads.that pop up. This is supposed.to be the lowball version of that.

So, whoever has the weakest Thor, against Carv's cherry picked cripple who can't fight his way out of a paper bag.

Yeah, I know what kind of thread you wanted to make.

I'm pointing out you've failed horribly 😛

Guess my Thor is the weakest - I'd have him raped and murdered by a sewer rat.

But a better pick would be Abhi... as he always gets really invested in debates on Thor subject 😖hifty:

He may be carv's perfect counterpart you're looking for, for this thread's purposes, at least.

One more thing ---

Darksaint's Darth Vader kills them both from a galaxy away

That's Galan's Vader, actually 😛

Originally posted by spetznaz
Based on Carver’s posts, his view of Superman would look as follows:

- strengthwise physically equal to average Rogue
- weaker eyeblasts than Cyclops
- while he has to unfortunately agree Superman is fast, I truly believe he thinks his combat reaction speed is slower than QuickSilver’s
- he probably rank Superman’s flying ability as only being slightly better than Wonderman’s
- in terms of invulnerability, higher than the Thing but lower than SheHulk.

Meaning - in aggregate, his version of Superman would fit well within X-Force or X-Factor, but not the proper X-Men or Avengers. May just be strong enough - barely in Carver’s eyes - to maybe warrant a look from Alpha Flight (but then failing due to citizenship).

His Superman would be a tier below SheHulk (don’t even bring the Hulk), and may be a good sparring partner for Doc Solomon.

Angel could keep up with him in the sky, and Spider-Man would protect a city better than Kal would.

——————————————————————-

However, if enough people admitted that the Hulk is better than Superman, then ironically you’d hear Carver admit that Superman is REALLY powerful ...just not as powerful as the Hulk.

Which wouldn’t be too bad considering Carver’s Hulk is a universe level threat ...

What a great post