Hulk vs Batman

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Hulk vs Batman

Naked mud wrestling.

Bats ends just like Cap in Old Dione's future... raped and eaten.

5 miles apart, common knowledge, full capacity, in character, standard rule of if you leave the battlefield you lose, standard 10 mins prep 😄

Bats stretches oh wow he's pulled a muscle.

Is it cramp? No. It's a heart attack.

Puny man fall flat on face.

(Batman does his meditation / trance / death like state thing where he pretty much stops all his biological processes).

Puny man no move 5 minutes. Puny man breathe mud??

Ding!

Hulk no fight dead man.

Hulk looks up and yells:

Hulk No Fight!!!!

the jolly green giant bounds up & out of the arena.

Bruce lifts his head, looks right at Cdtm and StiltmanFTW. He speaks:

Automatic Disqualification.

😆