Who will you meet on the forums?

*sigh*
I really want to meet on the forums ...
...
...
...
someone who wants to give me lots of money, a home, a car, a pool ... you know, the basics

Have you talked to daddy?

not the last week no

he draws the line with the sauna and tennisfields 🙁

lol 😄 I wish daddy would buy me a new PC!!!

I'll send you some adoption forms

FU yerss just drop the tennisfields and ask a pool

he he. my daddy is round my little finger....

Cunning.

very. like my own personal cash machine.

Can I have some?

sure, my balance never drops. *hands Ush £100* just don't tell my daddy. lol

WOO-HOO!

Hang on... that's not for real!

(cries)

Can you tell the difference?

I need real-life money.,

Have you talked to daddy?

He's not a cash machine.

Hmm...are you sure?

Yeah, sadly.

Should we start a 'Save our poor Ush' fund?

Hell yeah!