Glad I have kids and grand kids, the male sperm count in the west continues to declin

Originally posted by Eon Blue
I’d do the judging, but Rob being Rob wouldn’t let me. He’s say I’m biased, when in reality in the most objective person here.

^ We have our first tester/judge. Need two more.

My sperm are so strong they didnt even fertilize an egg to conceive my kids. Instead they just devour the eggs for protein then thru a combination of swimming for exercise mixed with pure awesomeness they grew into fully formed babies.

True story

Originally posted by Robtard
FFS. Sperm thread, Steve. Sperm!

I've got plenty of that but no children through not trying for them

Originally posted by steverules_2
I've got plenty of that but no children through not trying for them

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Something about Mary popped in my head Steve.

No relation 😉

Idgaf about my potency. Told myself no kids ever. If my sperm got out, it'd probably cause a mutant baby due to how much shit I put it through. Vasectomy ftw.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
https://www.theatlantic.com/family/archive/2018/10/sperm-counts-continue-to-fall/572794

I'm glad as I embark on my third set of children my sperm is proven and I don't live in the west. If you haven't got kids already and are under 40, do it now, or you may never have enough sperm.

😛 J/K

Originally posted by Badabing
Whirly, could you count my sperm? durty

😛 J/K

When I cum the state of California declares a state of emergency.

Originally posted by BackFire
When I cum the state of California declares a state of emergency.