Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.
This is the best thread of today's theme-threads thus far.
DMB's was, but now that's #2. Which is basically poop.
Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.
It's because they upgraded their theisitic beliefs from shamanism to polytheism.
The polytheistic beliefs have turned them into beta-boy-cuckistanis. Their social justice warrior pantheon is their Achilles heel.
Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
Originally posted by dadudemon
It's because they upgraded their theisitic beliefs from shamanism to polytheism.The polytheistic beliefs have turned them into beta-boy-cuckistanis. Their social justice warrior pantheon is their Achilles heel.
No no no no.
It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.
Re: Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
Originally posted by jaden_2.0but then who would they have left to boil alive and eat?
No no no no.It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.
Re: Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts
Originally posted by jaden_2.0
No no no no.It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.
Lost it at semi-automatic bows.
loool
Semi-automatic crossbows exist, for sure.