North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts

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North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts

The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.

😂😂😂

Isn't this the group that killed a bunch of missionaries with arrows and got into a scuffle with the police?

That's them.

Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.

This is the best thread of today's theme-threads thus far.

DMB's was, but now that's #2. Which is basically poop.

Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
The pathetic men of North Sentinel island have become so beta cuckolded that they can no longer break coconuts. Even their arrows can't kill stranded fishermen any more.

It's because they upgraded their theisitic beliefs from shamanism to polytheism.

The polytheistic beliefs have turned them into beta-boy-cuckistanis. Their social justice warrior pantheon is their Achilles heel.

Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's because they upgraded their theisitic beliefs from shamanism to polytheism.

The polytheistic beliefs have turned them into beta-boy-cuckistanis. Their social justice warrior pantheon is their Achilles heel.

No no no no.

It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.

Those poor guys in Senegal.

Ahh Sentinelese and no Senegal at all. Lolz

Are they still able have sex sessions on the beaches?

Unfortunately not. The sand gets too abrasive on their overly sensitive nutsacks and peens.

Re: Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
No no no no.

It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.

but then who would they have left to boil alive and eat?

play mit food bad

eat coconuts

sell coconuts

stack bank

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Ahh Sentinelese and no Senegal at all. Lolz

LOL. 😉

Re: Re: Re: North Sentinelese men no longer able to break coconuts

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
No no no no.

It's cos Chekboogabooga Derangement Syndrome. He is very divisive tribe president because he rules with a turtle leather fist. He's going to cause a civil war between those who think there should be no restrictions on the ownership of assault slingshots and semi automatic bows and those who think castaways should be welcomed and not boiled alive and eaten.

Lost it at semi-automatic bows.

loool

Semi-automatic crossbows exist, for sure.

If banning these lethal semi-automatic assault bows saves even one life I say we ban them all forever.

I saw the movie "We Need To Talk About Kevin"!

Someone send another white man to bring them technology