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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Are you sure she wasn't joking around? That seems way over the top.

good luck getting routinely turned down by bar skanks and dying a little more inside, as you see all light of interest fade from her eyes as you answer that dreaded question once again 😂

You seem to be projecting a ton right now, do you get turned down a lot by "bar skanks" bro?

Nope, though I never explain my job to women in depth, because it's not very exciting conversation. But I don't live in fear of that dreaded and inevitable question. You do 🙂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Nope, though I never explain my job to women in depth, because it's not very exciting conversation. But I don't live in fear of that dreaded and inevitable question. You do 🙂

What do you do?

that's just what i'm going to do: divulge personal information

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Are you sure she wasn't joking around? That seems way over the top.

good luck getting routinely turned down by bar skanks and dying a little more inside, as you see all light of interest fade from her eyes as you answer that dreaded question once again 😂

Swear to God, not joking we went to one jewlery store at the mall, Zales..And then she wanted to go to another one and they were closed.

Her exact words "it would be a pretty great first date story to get a diamond bracelet."

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Nope, though I never explain my job to women in depth, because it's not very exciting conversation. But I don't live in fear of that dreaded and inevitable question. You do 🙂

You once again project your insecurities about the opposite sex onto me lol. Fascinating 🙂

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
that's just what i'm going to do: divulge personal information

Everyone knows what everyone does, robs and accountant, DDM is a deadbeat, Bada is a home inspector, Imp is a radio tech in the oli feild. I could go on.

at that point you should have said

"sorry, can't do. would you settle a pearl necklace?"

i mean sure she'd probably slap/curse/storm off, but you never know

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
at that point you should have said

"sorry, can't do. would you settle a pearl necklace?"

i mean sure she'd probably slap/curse/storm off, but you never know

Whats the connitation to a pearl necklace? Stripper?

a pearl necklace is when you shoot your load on her chest.

😂

Fck I should have said that. She had big knockers to.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Whats the connitation to a pearl necklace? Stripper?

A "pearl necklace" in sexual slang is when you jerk off and ejaculation all over a woman's neck/chest, giving her the appearance that she's wearing a necklace made of pearls.

edit: Bash got it

Related: see giving someone the "Jackson Pollock" and "Apache War Paint"

Originally posted by Robtard
Related: see giving someone the "Jackson Pollock" and "Apache War Paint"

probably something to do with poop.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
probably something to do with poop.

Nope, both are also semen related

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Everyone knows what everyone does, robs and accountant, DDM is a deadbeat, Bada is a home inspector, Imp is a radio tech in the oli feild. I could go on.

Correction: Cybersecurity Program Manager. 🙂

Also, still a good dad regardless of relationship circumstances.

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
a pearl necklace is when you shoot your load on her chest.

Cumming on the chest is boring. Gotta aim at the face or it's a wasted load.

Originally posted by BackFire
Cumming on the chest is boring. Gotta aim at the face or it's a wasted load.

f*ck aiming and wanking, i prefer a good creampie. in your butt

I like it on my face and in my ass.