John Rambo vs the Indominus Rex

Started by Tyrannoraptor2 pages

John Rambo vs the Indominus Rex

This takes place in either the jungle or the woods.

You uh, really like Rambo, huh?

Originally posted by SSJGGogeta
You uh, really like Rambo, huh?

Possibly yeah i guess he may be cool/awesome.

Well this thread is pretty bad. No stips, or regulations, let alone a scenario. As it is, Rambo gets eaten just like any other scrub that the IR munched on.

I Rex gets throat ripped and the last thing it hears is a witty one liner as it bleeds out

Rambo didnt do one liners.

It was only in the third movie, at the end, that he threw one out, as he and Trautman were confronted by a huge group of Russian Soldiers (they were tired, and essentially weaponless) and Trautman asked Rambo what their next move was Rambo replied ‘Well i guess surrounding them’s out’.
Trautman looked at Rambo and said ‘Hell of a time to develop a sense of humor, John’.

trust me, Rambos doin a one liner after stealth killing the indominus

DTA

Originally posted by relentless1
I Rex gets throat ripped and the last thing it hears is a witty one liner as it bleeds out
Really?! How can this be?! Rambo's just an ordinary human as he appears to be while the I-Rex is huge.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
Really?! How can this be?! Rambo's just an ordinary human as he appears to be while the I-Rex is huge.

its a joke man, like this thread.. no weapons stated for Rambo or anything

Poor John.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
Really?! How can this be?! Rambo's just an ordinary human as he appears to be while the I-Rex is huge.

How did you not know that was a joke? And why did you make a spite match if you know the outcome?

Rambo has a higher body count than the I-Rex.

Originally posted by relentless1
its a joke man, like this thread.. no weapons stated for Rambo or anything
Dang, the weapons included are high caliber machine guns, explosive arrows and RPG-7!

Well, you didn't say that and only a direct headshot with an RPG would kill the irex. Considering it's speed, the chances of Rambo winning are very slim

Since when can a dinosaur shrug off an RPG?

I never said it would shrug it off. But if he wants to kill it It's gonna take a head shot anything else and he will just have to wait for it to bleed to death, assuming he is even able to get a proper shit off.

Have you ever shot an RPG? I have. Trying to hit something that is not only faster than you but freaking damn near invisible is not going to be as easy of a task as you think.

Am At-4 or something similar would be better and guarantee a kill no matter what.

Dinosaurs are just giant ostriches with claws and teeth really.

Rambo shoots an explosive tipped arrow thought irex's eyeball.

Uhhh and armor several times thicker than an elephants hide and massive strength and muscle density to propel itself at 40 and 50 mph.

Obviously not many of you have any clue what an actual grenade does and are seriously overestimating their capabilities.

Here is a hint. They don't do what they do in the movies.

That being said, will it survive a direct hit to the head? Absolutely not. To the body? Probably won't kill it immediately but most likely will bleed to death shortly.

I just have a hard time believing that he is gonna get some masterful shot off at a much faster opponent with camoflauge. Size difference or not