Brightburn vs Superman

Started by carver93 pages
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Lol you havent seen the movie, I have. No hes not faster than JL Superman, you dummy😂

The diner scene. The lady grabs a dish bucket, the windows are clear. She picks up the bucket, the windows are clear. She Carrie's the bucket to a table, the windows are clear, lay the bucket down, turn around, all the windows and the doors had writing on it. Covering the windows and doors. Thats some Quicksilver level sh**. Superman flying out of space (unable to even outpace a nuke) and flying back to Earth (humans seeing them fly around) doesnt make him faster. Even the Flash showing doesnt.

This has nothing to do with Superman flying scenes.

As usual you don’t want to use Superman’s latest showings from JL.

Flash painted a guys face right in front of him in view of everyone including cameras at the prison.

Superman is as fast or faster than the flash from their fight scene in JL.

Typical Carver Superman low balling.

That’s all he has.

Superman stomps.

Originally posted by carver9
The diner scene. The lady grabs a dish bucket, the windows are clear. She picks up the bucket, the windows are clear. She Carrie's the bucket to a table, the windows are clear, lay the bucket down, turn around, all the windows and the doors had writing on it. Covering the windows and doors. Thats some Quicksilver level sh**. Superman flying out of space (unable to even outpace a nuke) and flying back to Earth (humans seeing them fly around) doesnt make him faster. Even the Flash showing doesnt.

I'd argue the Flash point, but I hate that rendition of Flash.

All the perfect actors, and they casted an unfunny twerp who probably thinks he's a standup god.

The kid has potential, but I think he's a bit too young right now.

The kid dies before he can blink

Originally posted by carver9
The diner scene. The lady grabs a dish bucket, the windows are clear. She picks up the bucket, the windows are clear. She Carrie's the bucket to a table, the windows are clear, lay the bucket down, turn around, all the windows and the doors had writing on it. Covering the windows and doors. Thats some Quicksilver level sh**. Superman flying out of space (unable to even outpace a nuke) and flying back to Earth (humans seeing them fly around) doesnt make him faster. Even the Flash showing doesnt.
Superman is fast enough to make Wonder Woman, who was a casual bullet timer before her powerup at the end of her movie, into a statue.

Quantify Brandon's feat carver. Put a number to it.

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Originally posted by NemeBro
Superman is fast enough to make Wonder Woman, who was a casual bullet timer before her powerup at the end of her movie, into a statue.

Quantify Brandon's feat carver. Put a number to it.

He ran home to mommy.

Originally posted by carver9
The diner scene. The lady grabs a dish bucket, the windows are clear. She picks up the bucket, the windows are clear. She Carrie's the bucket to a table, the windows are clear, lay the bucket down, turn around, all the windows and the doors had writing on it. Covering the windows and doors. Thats some Quicksilver level sh**. Superman flying out of space (unable to even outpace a nuke) and flying back to Earth (humans seeing them fly around) doesnt make him faster. Even the Flash showing doesnt.
You should be warned for blatant trolling. That is some Quan tactics you are using.
First of all
Flying and combat speed are two different things.
Humans can see the space shuttle (18000mph), comets, meteors, missiles, etc.
Here's the kicker. We can see the bullets in Avengers. Does that mean the bullets were traveling slower than real bullets?

In the flash scene, not only WW was a statue, but the lightning was moving slowly. Calculate how fast Superman and Flash were operating.

Also it was more than 4 seconds when the windows weren't shown and the waitress turned around and saw the windows. So Brandon, at most, took 4 seconds to do moisture scribbling. That's not QS level anything. Plus we see him blitz her clearly (how is that faster than Superman?)
Stop lowballing

Not having seen Brightburn, just from trailers and wikipedia. I think Superman wins but he has an extremely tough tine putting the kid down

Superman murders another person, it's what he does.

SM quit being so sour because you hate Superman. Not a single person on avengers has a problem killing people. Not a single one.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Not having seen Brightburn, just from trailers and wikipedia. I think Superman wins but he has an extremely tough tine putting the kid down
How does he have a tough time putting Brandon down? Based on the trailers he could shove Brandon up his ass hole and compress his body into a marble.

Just saw the movie. Brandon is like Superman Lite. He's not winning.

More importantly: Brandon's mom looks great in overalls.

Saw the movie a month or two ago. Superman performs a post-birth abortion.

Originally posted by NemeBro
How does he have a tough time putting Brandon down? Based on the trailers he could shove Brandon up his ass hole and compress his body into a marble.

The same way a grown man would have a low to moderate difficult time beating say a 14 year old athletic boy to death with your bare hands. He would wrestle and put up a tussle but you would be pretty much in control of the fight.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
The same way a grown man would have a low to moderate difficult time beating say a 14 year old athletic boy to death with your bare hands. He would wrestle and put up a tussle but you would be pretty much in control of the fight.
The difference in strength between Superman and Brandon is proportionally larger than the difference in strength between you and a newborn baby with brittle bone disease.

Aquaman would tear Brandon's head clean off his shoulders, much less Superman.