Voldemort vs Godzilla

Started by Adam Grimes7 pages

Why are you rocking a new account, quan?

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
I mean, *maybe* a giant would die but whatever. Do I need to tell you by how many orders of magnitude is Godzilla more durable than any HP giant? Lol

I understand this, but the point is that technically the largest thing we've seen it work on is a human. If we're going to say Godzillas size is a factor my question is just how big of a creature would we say the AK could kill.

Originally posted by Josh_Alexander
On humans not necessarily on any creature.

I forget if the movie shows it, but in the books it killed goblins too.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
We know you have the mental capacity of a baby chimp, but please stay on topic, kangaroo rimmer.

Voldemort annihilates.

Queon, I love it. A well deserved nickname.

Voldi loses Queon, cry all you will.

Originally posted by Surtur
I forget if the movie shows it, but in the books it killed goblins too.

In the books.

Originally posted by Surtur
I understand this, but the point is that technically the largest thing we've seen it work on is a human. If we're going to say Godzillas size is a factor my question is just how big of a creature would we say the AK could kill.
Well it just feels wrong to say it could kill a giant lizard that eats nukes for breakfast just because it's deadly for humanoid, puny creatures. Don't you think? Lol

Voldemort wins. Magic kills, lads.

We already went through this in the LotR vs HP thread, Quan. It went nowhere for you, remember?

And wouldn't Voldemort simply being so close to Zilla be fatal? What with all the massive amount of rads and heat he's putting out?

He is around 150-200 rads at any given time. Voldemort would be vomiting up his testicles if he has any within a couple minutes.

I just pictured Voldemort puking his balls out through his nose slits.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Well it just feels wrong to say it could kill a giant lizard that eats nukes for breakfast just because it's deadly for humanoid, puny creatures. Don't you think? Lol

What about the imperio curse? I see no reason to grant this thing immunity to death magic, transmutation, and telepathy lol.

He couldn't win the fight using *only* the imperio curse, but he could use it to buy time to try to figure out a way to potentially kill it. Worst case scenario he can't kill it, but can keep from getting murderized.

Yet you're granting Voldenort immunity to radiation and thermal death from the massive heat and radiation Godzilla pulses out by the second.

Voldemort lacks feats to effect a creature this large and this strong methinks.

I have two problems with Voldemort when facing Godzilla:

1) He'd need to act at a very long range because just standing close to Godzilla is fatal. Most of the Harry Potter spells were never performed from a far distance.

2) There is no telling if the external skin of Godzilla would be considered more similar to an inanimate object or more similar to human skin given its girth (in the HP books the Dragon Scales provide defense against magic but it's not explicitly told in the movies). My inclination would be to ignore this because otherwise it isn't even a fight and Voldemort needs this edge to compete

Originally posted by Surtur
Worst case scenario he can't kill it, but can keep from getting murderized.
This is actually the best he can hope for, but honestly don't see Tom pulling it off. Godzi is too phucking powerful.

Originally posted by KingD19
Yet you're granting Voldenort immunity to radiation and thermal death from the massive heat and radiation Godzilla pulses out by the second.

Honestly, I assumed the starting distance would be large enough as to avoid instant death lol. Though in my mind I was assuming he'd need some sort of magical healing afterwards cuz of the radiation.

Originally posted by Bentley
I have two problems with Voldemort when facing Godzilla:

1) He'd need to act at a very long range because just standing close to Godzilla is fatal. Most of the Harry Potter spells were never performed from a far distance.

A fair point, though if we were to say the AK works it could be done easily from quite far away, Godzilla is a large target.

2) There is no telling if the external skin of Godzilla would be considered more similar to an inanimate object or more similar to human skin given its girth (in the HP books the Dragon Scales provide defense against magic but it's not explicitly told in the movies). My inclination would be to ignore this because otherwise it isn't even a fight and Voldemort needs this edge to compete

It's not like I think he'd be vulnerable to all magic. I think he'd laugh off stunning spells just like dragons. I think fiendfyre wouldn't work either. I think it gets trickier if you talk about mental magic, death magic, and transmutation. There is a physical presence to the death curse, but the physical impact isn't what kills you.

Originally posted by Surtur
A fair point, though if we were to say the AK works it could be done easily from quite far away, Godzilla is a large target.

It's not like I think he'd be vulnerable to all magic. I think he'd laugh off stunning spells just like dragons. I think fiendfyre wouldn't work either. I think it gets trickier if you talk about mental magic, death magic, and transmutation. There is a physical presence to the death curse, but the physical impact isn't what kills you.

And I agree to this last part, we have no reason to assume Godzilla can not be hampered by mental magic or weird shenanigans. As long as Voldemort dies regardless I dont care.

Just saw the film. Godzilla mere presence make Voldy realizes his impotent.