chimpanzee vs crocodile

Dumbest thread ever. WTF is the chimp supposed to even do? Slap it to death? Try to bite it? The Croc grabs the ape and it's over

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
??? That doesn't even exist, my friend.

They do, it's just not the sensationalist 'super ape" headline of the DailyMail.

Reality:

The Bili ape has been reported to be bipedal (meaning they walk upright) and stand 5 to 5.5 feet (1.5 meters) tall, with the looks of a giant chimpanzee. Their footprints, which range from 28 to 34 centimeters long, are longer than the largest common chimp and gorilla footprints, which average 26 cm and 29 cm, respectively." -snip

In some ways, the apes behave more like gorillas than chimpanzees. For example, they build ground nests as gorillas do, using interwoven branches and/or saplings, bent down into a central bowl. However, they frequently nest in the trees as well. Often ground nests will be found beneath or in proximity to tree nests. Their diet is decidedly chimpanzee-like, consisting mainly of fruits (fruiting trees such as strangler figs are visited often) -snip

Although no evidence supports popular legends that the animals howl at the moon or are ferocious lion killers, that does not mean they aren’t intimidating.

They're related to chimps as are humans.

Omg, this thread is still going 😂

It's turning into an animal knowledge thread, a good use of an initially retarded thread.

Originally posted by Robtard
They do, it's just not the sensationalist 'super ape" headline of the DailyMail.

Reality:

The Bili ape has been reported to be bipedal (meaning they walk upright) and stand 5 to 5.5 feet (1.5 meters) tall, with the looks of a giant chimpanzee. Their footprints, which range from 28 to 34 centimeters long, are longer than the largest common chimp and gorilla footprints, which average 26 cm and 29 cm, respectively." -snip

In some ways, the apes behave more like gorillas than chimpanzees. For example, they build ground nests as gorillas do, using interwoven branches and/or saplings, bent down into a central bowl. However, they frequently nest in the trees as well. Often ground nests will be found beneath or in proximity to tree nests. Their diet is decidedly chimpanzee-like, consisting mainly of fruits (fruiting trees such as strangler figs are visited often) -snip

Although no evidence supports popular legends that the animals howl at the moon or are ferocious lion killers, that does not mean they aren’t intimidating.

They're related to chimps as are humans.

Could give them all AIDS I guess

Would you take that one for the team?