Putinbot1's Signature Mystery: Solved

I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:

Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.

You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.

After reading the explanation, you went back and looked at the picture and laughed, didn't you? You filthy, dirty, animal. 😐

You just figured this out? I thought you were smarter than this.

But who's the woman?

You see her name was Lola. In her spare time she was a showgirl.

Originally posted by dadudemon

I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:

Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.

You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.

😂

Originally posted by Surtur
You see her name was Lola. In her spare time she was a showgirl.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
Her face is weird.

That's cuz she's Italian.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
But who's the woman?

Originally posted by dadudemon

I know, this is shocking. But this is the solved mystery:

Whirly thinks highly of Surtur because he thinks Surtur goes on dates with very attractive women. But that doesn't mean Surtur isn't a bit nervous with small talk. So Surtur obviously turns on the giant vibrating buttplug to help calm his nerves.

You're welcome for solving this mystery. I am so good. I know.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
But who's the woman?

Originally posted by Chad the Bull
Surtur like most Incels has his prostate nearer to his anal wall; this means the butt plug provides stronger sensations for him and could make him cum, having a woman in front of him and knowing pussy is not for a beta like him will certainly make him mess himself. Beta's have this evolutionary adaptation of prostate so an Alpha may both put him in his place and emotionally bond the Beta. Surtur almost certainly feels love to his Alpha. Are you his Alpha OP?

I lol'd

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
I lol'd

Originally posted by Surtur
You see her name was Lola.

YouTube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

I called it years ago, Surt fell for a 'trap' and this is why he hates trans women.

Originally posted by Robtard
YouTube video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

I called it years ago, Surt fell for a 'trap' and this is why he hates trans women.

Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
Why she walk like a woman and talk like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola

Originally posted by Robtard
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo lo Lola