Cheap American Beers

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Cheap American Beers

You’re stuck at a family BBQ and you can’t get any import beers or craft brews. Your choices are 12 oz cans of: Michelob Ultra, Yuengling, Bud Light, Natty Ice, Budweiser, Coors, Miller Lite, Keystone, or Pabst Blue Ribbon

What do you pick or do you go home sober?

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Originally posted by carthage
You’re stuck at a family BBQ and you can’t get any import beers or craft brews. Your choices are 12 oz cans of: Michelob Ultra, Yuengling, Bud Light, Natty Ice, Budweiser, Coors, Miller Lite, Keystone, or Pabst Blue Ribbon

What do you pick or do you go home sober?

No Icehouse? Damn. "Natty Ice" then.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Toss Up between Coors and PBR...

And "Go Home Sober"

Yeah Right.

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Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]Toss Up between Coors and PBR...

And "Go Home Sober"

Yeah Right. [/B]

Don't lie Fly, you'd just shoot up.

Flyattractor Senior Member

I don't expect Pooty to get that being a Brit Wank...

riv6672 Senior Member

You’re stuck at a family BBQ and you can’t get any import beers or craft brews. Your choices are 12 oz cans of: Michelob Ultra, Yuengling, Bud Light, Natty Ice, Budweiser, Coors, Miller Lite, Keystone, or Pabst Blue Ribbon

What do you pick or do you go home sober?


Any of those are fine.
I’m not prissy when it comes to beer.

Stringer Senior Member

Pbr

Flyattractor Senior Member

Of that list the Bud and Bud Lite would be the ultimate last resort.
Thats why you can always make a run to the local gas station to get some tomato juice.
With that you can fix ANY SKUNK BEER!

riv6672 Senior Member

^^^With tomato juice? Sounds icky!

I’m on my 4th Corona right now.
I wont be going out tonight, as i dont like fireworks, but i WILL be drunk!

Flyattractor Senior Member

You only use the Tomato Juice till you get good and buzzed enough you don't mind the taste of the cheap beer anymore.

SCIENCE!

And I now prefer Modelo Beer over Corona. IT tastes the same just lacks that oiley afteraffect/taste

riv6672 Senior Member

I really hate tomato juice, though!
Not even a bloody mary will i drink.

Flyattractor Senior Member

Then you would hate the Chelada...Beer and BM Juice.

riv6672 Senior Member

Oh BARF!!! 😆

Flyattractor Senior Member

The Bud Light One is for Sure. The Modeleo Chelada is pretty good.
Best Gas Station Beer of em ALL!

riv6672 Senior Member

Best thing from a gas station? Burritos!
I loved the ones from Allsups back in the day...✅

Flyattractor Senior Member

Guzzling the Unleaded would be healthier.

riv6672 Senior Member

But not as tasty! 😱

Flyattractor Senior Member

DEBATABLE!!!!!!!!!

riv6672 Senior Member

Man i gotta roadtrip and find an Allsups tomorrow!