The Alabama (Crimson Tide) vs Pacific Rim Kaiju

Started by Tyrannoraptor1 pages

The Alabama (Crimson Tide) vs Pacific Rim Kaiju

This begins with Trespasser and Knifehead while it may end with Scunner, Slattern & maybe even the Mega-Kaiju.

The Tide rolls to victory as they usually always do. Even the huge Kaiju would fall to their might.

Roll tide roll!!

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
The Tide rolls to victory as they usually always do. Even the huge Kaiju would fall to their might.

Roll tide roll!!

But how is that so?!

When the first Kaiju attacked, the world did not have Jaegars and it took days of conventional military war machines to take them down, which would have included Ohio-class submarines. We assume that the world did not want to nuke its own cities to shit.

But if nukes are okay, it ends in two ways, if the starting distance is far enough, The Alabama could potentially nuke the Kaiju. If the starting distance is close, the Kaiju could use an Ohio-class sub like a very, very large suppository.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But how is that so?!

Because they're the friggin' Crimson Tide! No explanation needed! Don't you realize they have more national championships than any other college football team in history? It's true. 😉

The poor Kaiju wouldn't stand a chance. 😉

Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
Because they're the friggin' Crimson Tide! No explanation needed! Don't you realize they have more national championships than any other college football team in history? It's true. 😉

The poor Kaiju wouldn't stand a chance. 😉

Now this sounds ridiculous & absurd if it were the defeat of kaijus which has merely got anything to do with mainly football championships other than military/nuclear weapons or Jaegers!

Originally posted by Robtard
When the first Kaiju attacked, the world did not have Jaegars and it took days of conventional military war machines to take them down, which would have included Ohio-class submarines. We assume that the world did not want to nuke its own cities to shit.

But if nukes are okay, it ends in two ways, if the starting distance is far enough, The Alabama could potentially nuke the Kaiju. If the starting distance is close, the Kaiju could use an Ohio-class sub like a very, very large suppository.

So i doubt why Jaegers were built & used to fight Kaiju instead of these submarines is because Jaegers can kill Kaijus faster than that & reduce the use of nukes while i wonder what will happen if the torpedoes take on Raiju.

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
Now this sounds ridiculous & absurd if it were the defeat of kaijus which has merely got anything to do with mainly football championships other than military/nuclear weapons or Jaegers!

Yeah, it was just a joke lol. I thought that was pretty obvious.