Stryfe vs. The Hulk

The sad thing is, high level telepaths are the biggest jobbers in comic history. I guess they have to be otherwise they'd win any fight against an opponent that is less experienced in the TP department than them.

What's to stop Stryfe from doing this to Hulk :

Pulling his astral form onto the astral plane and @$$r@ping him there?

Hulk crush puny astral bodies.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Having fun overrides everything. Also, abhi was getting gang piled and I have a soft spot for underdogs.

😂

Have you seen Dark Phoenix, btw?

No.

I'll wait for the tor.....blu-ray.

How's Magneto in it?

He's good. Fassbender always delivers.

Film actually is far from being trash... it got a death sentence even before the first trailer appeared and was executed swiftly... for some reason... *looking at Disney*

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
That's why you murdered the thor corps on KMC and tortured goober for years? You even sicced abhi on him 🙁

I DESTROYED THE THOR CORPS, DRUNKARD!!!

No, you made them stronger than ever before.

You always ruin things.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
No, you made them stronger than ever before.

You always ruin things.

I SEE THE ALCOHOL HAS BEGUN TO ROT YOUR BRAIN!!

Nah, it made me see the truth.

Originally posted by zopzop
The sad thing is, high level telepaths are the biggest jobbers in comic history. I guess they have to be otherwise they'd win any fight against an opponent that is less experienced in the TP department than them.

What's to stop Stryfe from doing this to Hulk :

Pulling his astral form onto the astral plane and @$$r@ping him there?

Hulk have high levels of resistance and do you have scans of STRYFE doing this (good luck finding it)?

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's good. Fassbender always delivers.

Film actually is far from being trash... it got a death sentence even before the first trailer appeared and was executed swiftly... for some reason... *looking at Disney*

it sucks because Sansa is a huge biatch

😂

To be fair, Famke didn't perform well as Phoenix, either.

Fox is to blame.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nah, it made me see the truth.

THIS IS THE TRUTH, HEATHEN!!!

Hulk crushes him.

hulk would eff the eff up stryfe.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Nah, it made me see the truth.

I lmao, but real talk, drinking is pure ass.

Being sober is way worse.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He's good. Fassbender always delivers.

Film actually is far from being trash... it got a death sentence even before the first trailer appeared and was executed swiftly... for some reason... *looking at Disney*

Goddamn, the script was a mess. The alien plot is so stupid. The Magneto/Phoenix tug of war with the helicopter was nice.

Yeah, the alien thing felt so... unnecessary.

You must've liked the final scene, though.

It was too abrupt. And knowing we'll never see Fassneto again is pretty sad, tbh.

I'm pretty sure in the MCU there won't be any focus on Magneto/Xavier, given how basically all the Fox ones have already done that. Or Xavier will be a black transgender in a wheelchair and Magneto will be Ze's pansexual lover.