How many Butts can Captain America fist?

Started by TheVaultDweller1 pages

How many Butts can Captain America fist?

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Steve is wearing his standard combat uniform. Fight takes place in the fields of Wakanda.

Round 1:

Unarmed

Round 2:

He has his vibranium gauntlets from Infinity War.

Round 3:

He has his shield and Mjolnir.

So, how many can he take? 😛

😂 😂 😂

I must start watching Doom Patrol.

It's pretty wacky, but better than a lot of other comic book shows are nowadays.

Those butts were surprisingly tough though. I mean they appear to be highly resistant/immune to gunfire, and they are strong enough to overpower adult males and tear their limbs off.

what episode is that? I stopped watching after the 5 episode, but I need to finish up

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
what episode is that? I stopped watching after the 5 episode, but I need to finish up

S1E12, according to that YT vid in the op.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
😂 😂 😂

I must start watching Doom Patrol.

Not only is it a great series, but this scene is not even the craziest thing that happens on the show.

It's not? 😂

I dont know wtf I just watched but hes not surviving that until he has mjolnir

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
S1E12, according to that YT vid in the op.

thanks

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
It's not? 😂

Nope, Flex Mentallo makes everyone including a sentient, gay street orgasm by flexing his muscles.

Not the top weird moment, again.

I'd probably go with Ezekiel and Admiral Whiskers' moment during the finale lol. That one was unexpected, even after the Butt army and other weird shit.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Nope, Flex Mentallo makes everyone including a sentient, gay street orgasm by flexing his muscles.

Not the top weird moment, again.

And Flex can warp reality by flexing. And the best part was

Spoiler:
Robotman pretending to orgasm in order to fit in

Don't forget the beardhunter.

Oh and the show has Animal Vegetable Mineral Man.

Originally posted by Surtur
And Flex can warp reality by flexing. And the best part was
Spoiler:
Robotman pretending to orgasm in order to fit in

I don't know whether that was more sad for Cliff or more funny for the audience watching.

Originally posted by abhilegend
Nope, Flex Mentallo makes everyone including a sentient, gay street orgasm by flexing his muscles.

Not the top weird moment, again.

A whole street was gay?

How can a street be gay?

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
How can a street be gay?
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
A whole street was gay?

Actually, it was non-binary/gender-fluid. Which actually makes a lot of sense, considering it's a street. A self-aware, sentient street. But still a street.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

One night with me and Stilt runnin a train on it and that street would know exactly what gender it was.

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
A whole street was gay?

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
How can a street be gay?

It's a sentient teleporting street named Danny.