You in the Star Wars U...Chose Your Role...(twist)

You find your Self in the Star Wars Universe. You have to CHOOSE a Side to Join Up With.. The Twist.. You Aint No Force User. So No Jedi or Sith Nonsense. You are just a Regular Joe. SO No Light Saber Whacking in your chose. Which Faction do you Choose!? (posted here and not the SW forum cause lets face it...that place is full of FREAKS!)

The Rebel Alliance. You choose to Stand Up against the Evil Dictatorship that is Crushing the Freedom of the Galaxy. Multi choice. Would you be a Spy? Solider? Pilot"

The EMPIRE! Be a Part of the Power that RULES the Galaxy!! Be the Finger in the Iron Glove! Multi Chose. Infiltrator. Storm Trooper. Tie Pilot?

The Smugglers! You just wanna make some money and mind your own business. Sure you gotta break the law and face Horrible Circumstances if caught and probably have to take jobs from Big Evil Space Slug, but You are getting Paid..Right!?

The Bounty Hunters. Get Paid for Shooting People. Sure you are a part of the most Hate-able Scum in the Galaxy but You are your own boss and can set your own hours.

Which Faction Do you Choose and WHY!?

How about I run a bar like the one on Tatooine.

That would be placed in the "Smugglers" Camp. Cause Its the only way to get THE GOOD STUFF!

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]That would be placed in the "Smugglers" Camp. Cause Its the only way to get THE GOOD STUFF! [/B]

I will still go Bounty Hunter. No Boss and I can Shoot My Customers.

Originally posted by Flyattractor
[b]I will still go Bounty Hunter. No Boss and I can Shoot My Customers. [/B]

Never heard of Bounty Groupies?

hutt faction, ima bounty hunter what shoots first fug it

Yeah. Shoot First and Forget the Questions is a Good Way to Survive the SW Verse.

I think the Empire's disciplinary policies would ensure that only a true believer or an absolute moron would sign up. I'd opt for Bounty Hunter, they are largely left alone by the other factions and in fact are able to take jobs from pretty much all of them with no repercussions seemingly. They might be the only truly free people in the galaxy. Plus I could stop by Whirly's Cantina and check out those triple-breasted women after a job, maybe even get myself a titwank and a motorboat at the same time!

Smart Move.

Originally posted by samhain
I think the Empire's disciplinary policies would ensure that only a true believer or an absolute moron would sign up. I'd opt for Bounty Hunter, they are largely left alone by the other factions and in fact are able to take jobs from pretty much all of them with no repercussions seemingly. They might be the only truly free people in the galaxy. Plus I could stop by Whirly's Cantina and check out those triple-breasted women after a job, maybe even get myself a titwank and a motorboat at the same time!

Probably a fat Conor Mcgregor as a cringe worthy Jedi

Chewbacca

Rebel Alliance Guard or Mechanic on Yavin IV, seems safe and boring enough.