ANTIFA vs Incels

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ANTIFA vs Incels

Every active ANTIFA member in the United States

VS

Every 'violent' self-proclaimed incel in the United States

Fight takes place here (Bonneville Salt Flats):

Everyone is teleported to the location

Each side starts 200 meters apart

Both sides are bloodlusted

Nobody can leave

Rounds end when the last person remaining on one side is incapacitated or killed, or after 24 hours of fighting when the Japan Self Defense Force kills everyone

Scenarios:

1. Everyone is unarmed but has prepped for the fight during the past 3 hours

2. Both sides have 5 minutes to prepare; have their standard load-out of gear (what they can grab from their residences in 5 minutes before being teleported to the fight)

3. Both sides have 24 hours to prepare and may acquire whatever gear/weapons they want with their own personal funds in the time leading up to the match.

If Incels lose:
Their numbers are increased with incels joining from all over the world, not just US

If ANTIFA lose:

ditto

Incels win they often have guns and minimum gear as standard is a Zimmer frame and or wheelchair and Baseball bat.

Incels are also much more angry, pretty vegans give head to Antifa Chad's. Incels... not so much.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Incels win they often have guns and minimum gear as standard is a Zimmer frame and or wheelchair and Baseball bat.

Incels are also much more angry, pretty vegans give head to Antifa Chad's. Incels... not so much.

But I thought 'Chads' are too busy making six-figure salaries to roll in the dirt with ANTIFA...

Antifa is always bloodlusted.

But they tire easily, have very little exercise.

Many of the incels workout regularly as part of their incel-routines.

Many have weapons like Whirly said.

Antifa has the numbers.

1. Everyone is unarmed but has prepped for the fight during the past 3 hours:

Antifa. Overwhelm in numbers.

2. Both sides have 5 minutes to prepare; have their standard load-out of gear (what they can grab from their residences in 5 minutes before being teleported to the fight)

Incels

3. Both sides have 24 hours to prepare and may acquire whatever gear/weapons they want with their own personal funds in the time leading up to the match.

Incels

Originally posted by Putinbot1
wheelchair and Baseball bat.

How many actually claim the title "incel" for themselves? I thought it was a form of slur?

Originally posted by TempAccount
But I thought 'Chads' are too busy making six-figure salaries to roll in the dirt with ANTIFA...
Nah, some Chad's are fighting for people rights and ****ing those good looking bookish vegan and environmentalist girls. Good gig at college.

Originally posted by darthgoober
How many actually claim the title "incel" for themselves? I thought it was a form of slur?
Many mate according to news reports.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Many mate according to news reports.

Yeah I just looked it up, that's crazy. Some people are freakin weird... and not in a good way.

Originally posted by darthgoober
Yeah I just looked it up, that's crazy. Some people are freakin weird... and not in a good way.
Agreed! 👆

1. Unarmed? Antifa cuz numbers.

2 & 3: Incels. Not just cuz of weapons, but better trained and versed in warfare tactics.

Why do so many Chads end up being republicans and all the incel was end up being weirdo fcking leftists then?

The self-described incels very often hate on aspects like social justice and feminism, so what you're saying doesn't make much sense.

eg Didn't the Christchurch incel shooters/murderers profess Far-Right ideology in their social media accounts.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Why do so many Chads end up being republicans and all the incel was end up being weirdo fcking leftists then?
Self identifying incels generally seem to be rightists Broly.

Originally posted by Robtard
The self-described incels very often hate on aspects like social justice and feminism, so what you're saying doesn't make much sense.

eg Didn't the Christchurch incel shooters/murderers profess Far-Right ideology in their social media accounts.

Yup 👆

Originally posted by Robtard
The self-described incels very often hate on aspects like social justice and feminism, so what you're saying doesn't make much sense.

eg Didn't the Christchurch incel shooters/murderers profess Far-Right ideology in their social media accounts.

So guys wearing pussy hard on the left are “chads?”

*hats

IIRC, the PussyHat thing was about raising awareness to women's issues and advancing human rights.

Sounds somewhat like feminism.

Originally posted by TempAccount
Every active ANTIFA member in the United States

VS

Every 'violent' self-proclaimed incel in the United States

Fight takes place here (Bonneville Salt Flats):

Everyone is teleported to the location

Each side starts 200 meters apart

Both sides are [b]bloodlusted

Nobody can leave

Rounds end when the last person remaining on one side is incapacitated or killed, or after 24 hours of fighting when the Japan Self Defense Force kills everyone

Scenarios:

1. Everyone is unarmed but has prepped for the fight during the past 3 hours

2. Both sides have 5 minutes to prepare; have their standard load-out of gear (what they can grab from their residences in 5 minutes before being teleported to the fight)

3. Both sides have 24 hours to prepare and may acquire whatever gear/weapons they want with their own personal funds in the time leading up to the match.

If Incels lose:
Their numbers are increased with incels joining from all over the world, not just US

If ANTIFA lose:

ditto [/B]

They're both nothing but cowards, so hopefully they wipe each other out.

Originally posted by -Pr-
They're both nothing but cowards, so hopefully they wipe each other out.
Indeed, that's why the JSDF wipes them both out in the end.