Keep them here

Wonder if there's any kinda edible smoothie I could make... hmmm...

Also, if it's basically roughly the same as the effects of other opiates I should be good.

Just avoid using straws, that can also cause a dry socket.

I should probably get my wisdom teeth out but I'm too lazy.

Originally posted by BackFire
I should probably get my wisdom teeth out but I'm too lazy.

Wear a MAGA hat to a Antifa rally, those violent psychopaths will happily punch you in the mouth until the teeth pop out.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wear a MAGA hat to a Antifa rally, those violent psychopaths will happily punch you in the mouth until the teeth pop out.

are you okay?

Originally posted by Bashar Teg
are you okay?

I'm great, how did your appointment go?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Wear a MAGA hat to a Antifa rally, those violent psychopaths will happily punch you in the mouth until the teeth pop out.

Still too lazy for that.

What happens if you wear a Maga hat, see Antifa coming at you, and shout as loudly as you can while pointing directly at them, "LOOK, IT'S THE PROUD BOYS! Racists be gone!"

Originally posted by Silent Master
I'm great, how did your appointment go?

went great. your mother sucks a mean dick, and what a bargain! thanks for the referral 👆

That was a homeless guy, didn't you notice his beard?

Your mother's a homeless guy with a beard?

It seems bash can't tell the difference between men and women, further proof that he needs professional help.

@DMB

it's going to suck ass, NGL.

Eat as much as you can in the days before because you won't be for at least the next 24 hours after the procedure (assuming you're just getting Novacaine local anethesia)

for 48 hours after expect to only down apple-sauce.

Also why are you so late on this right of passage?

I'm a flaming heterosexual man with a big penis so I opted to get all of mine removed at once with Novacaine only. No paid meds after that either as I'm disciplined enough to only have taken tylenol in the days after.

They’re out, still kinda drugged, the drug is wearing off and I don’t like it. Before I get painkiller, gotta forgive our jow to get some ice cream and water down without bleeding a whole bunch.

U don't like the drug or u don't like that it is wearing off lol.

I didn't like that it was wearing off. Just popped a hydro like an hour ago and it feels great.

Opiates are ****ing awesome. I'd do them all the time recreationally if it weren't for the overdose potential and the addictivity... but those two ruin the entire thing.

I'm just gonna use it for how it's prescribed and take whatever enjoyment i can from proper usage of it.

Yeah I'm probably gonna have to take a percocet in the next hour or so.

I sneezed earlier and nearly passed out.

Originally posted by Surtur
Hehe yeah, left the hospital this morning.

Originally posted by ArtificialGlory
The hell happened?

I had surgery Wednesday morning and had to spend the night in the hospital.

Originally posted by Surtur
I had surgery Wednesday morning and had to spend the night in the hospital.