Nuke Chat

Started by Nuke Nixon26 pages

I've been experimenting with sounding rods, that's kind of like torture porn.

Dont know what that is?

Oh dear I had to look that up. Umm no. Never ever

My penis is my gift. I cant **** it up by putting things in it, it might damage my urethra and have long term damage. It will also make my urethra hole wider over time and will look disgusting

Great now that will be stuck in my head

I can get a 6 inch rod in there and wow it makes orgasms crazy intense.

As for the widening issue, that may be a plus... the idea is to eventually put a rod in both our Ds so she can cum in mine and I can cum in hers.

Nuke nuke nixon and nuke chat, lol

Saw the headline that DC's Robin was going to be exploring his sexuality, I was like oh hell naw they better not f ck with Dick Grayson!!

It's just Tim Drake, I was like yeah he can gay it up all he wants, the little twink.

Yes I know Dick is Nightwing now but if they retconned it back to Teen Titans then it's him as Robin.

Stupid comic book nerds!

I am getting tired of all this vaccine shit 24/7 every second of the day, dude I'll avoid people like the plague they are if you will shut the f ck up about this stuff.

OnlyFans changed their minds about getting rid of explicit content, seems like the Internet is for Porn after all.

So to test a theory I have about how people nowadays don't pay any attention to anything other than screens or phones or TVs I was sitting in my office upstairs and my girlfriend and her friends were downstairs in the living room watching some chick flick, I was like "none of these people will even notice me going to the kitchen to get a drink even if I was completely naked."

So I got naked and for the extra fun factor put a 8 inch plug in me bum, got the old willy wonka nice and hard and started downstairs. The end of the stairs is the beginning of the living room, the couch faces the big screen and all anyone has to do is turn around and I'm caught, I even walked like normal, the floor has creaks it's an older house, I get halfway to the kitchen doorway and spin around and give a couple spirited wanks... nothing. I shrug and continue tot he kitchen where I fill up my water bottle making clinking/clanking noises in the sink... nothing.

You people are zombies plain and simple. I notice everything, a little creak, the wind blowing weird, anything. No one creeps up on me. I'm a curtain peeker when I lived in town nothing my neighbors did went unnoticed.

Wake up ya fvcks, someone might be naked behind you. 😄

"Starting from 2022, we will lower the entrance requirements" Since 2015 it has been noted that Swedish youth does every year worse than the last on their ninth school year final exams. While everyone gets automatically graduated from basic school after nine years, some of the youth may have really bad grades. 14% of Swedish youth were not eligible for high school due to their poor scoring in early 2021. They want to chance this and lower the entrance requirements to all time low. Since the high schools have lots of free space for more students now.

So they're doing what the US has done and are going to turn Sweden stupid.

Brilliant.

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
lol

I take a day off of posting on this shithole and they confuse me with Riv.

What a revolting development.

Originally posted by Blakemore
lol

u wot m8?!

I find that hot /\

I got a bunch of health insurance stuff in the mail, they really need someone at their office to read everything and then write a little TL;DR summary for regular people that don't speak bureaucracy fluently.