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You live on an island conquered by people from Ass Guard. Hah

Originally posted by Nuke Nixon
You live on an island conquered by people from Ass Guard. Hah

We must guard asses, he’s onto something

I really shouldn't throw stones, my ancestors were from a smaller dumber version of your island.

A mega-comet, which scientists thought was a dwarf planet, is approaching our solar system. Astronomers believe it will pass through our planetary system at its closest approach a decade from now, in the year 2031. It will most likely brush by Saturn's orbit.

Everyone point your magnets up and maybe we can get that sucker on a collision course for this sorry shitball.

Pluto and Charon have no chance against Saturn.

Jupiter is the real problem, if it were not for that gigantic ball of storms in space we would have been properly reduced to atoms long ago, it sits out there catching comets and meteors and all manner of space detritus all the while mocking us, we shall never be free until it has been vanquished!

It killed Dave in Space odyssey.

The only one I know of by that name is Dave Lister of Red Dwarf.

Dave is the guy who kills HAL in 2001: A space odyssey.

Shout out to red dwarf though, i loved that show, in fact people said I was lister because I was lazy, crap on guitar and loved vindaloo and lager. (I still do)

Now all I need is a cat, an android and a smeg head.

Ah I should have known that but I haven't watched that movie in a dogs age.

I propose we nuke at nuke chat.

The UK even have any more nukes to blast anyone or have they sold them for a tank of petrol?

Nah, we have nukes.

So you have something to keep you warm this winter, good luck chaps, hope everyone is ok by springtime.

Unless it’s nuclear winter. ermm

If that's the case I'll see what I can do about dropping you a care package of NorthFace winter jackets, and some surplus MREs.

North face is so 90s

Bet you were into Brooks Brothers to eh?

I admit, I'm not up to date on fashion, I figure if it works why change.