Superman Circumcision

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ShadowFyre Senior Member

Superman Circumcision

Lets see how cut resistant Suoerman is once and for all. The following characters each get 3 minutes to circumcize Superman with their weapons. Superman has to stand there. They can only bfr the foreskin after it has been removed.

1. Deadpool Katana
2. Valkyrie with Asgardian blade
3. Black Panther
4. Cap with shield
5. Wolverine
6. Diana with sword.
7. Thor with Stormbreaker
8. Thanos with Sword
9. 616 Wolverine

Bonus: Fenris with adamantium teeth.

BrolyBlack Restricted

No offense but What a stupid thread

ShadowFyre Senior Member

I know! Isn't it ****ing great? I'm so goddam proud of myself right now.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

And its a legit question, everyone says he can't be cut. So here is the thinnest part of his skin to test it out on.

Josh_Alexander Keeper of Cosmic Balance

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Lets see how cut resistant Suoerman is once and for all. The following characters each get 3 minutes to circumcize Superman with their weapons. Superman has to stand there. They can only bfr the foreskin after it has been removed.

1. Deadpool Katana
2. Valkyrie with Asgardian blade
3. Black Panther
4. Cap with shield
5. Wolverine
6. Diana with sword.
7. Thor with Stormbreaker
8. Thanos with Sword
9. 616 Wolverine

Bonus: Fenris with adamantium teeth.

All except 1 and 2.

ShadowFyre Senior Member
Originally posted by BrolyBlack
No offense but What a stupid thread

And thanks for commenting!

steverules_2 Senior Member
ShadowFyre Senior Member
Originally posted by steverules_2

😂

Adam Grimes Devil On Your Shoulder

Superman one shot koes them with his hard phallus. Knocks up some of them.

quanchi112 Disney

They all slice his thin dick off. Louis shows up screaming thanking them because she faked every single orgasm. Supermans mother shows up to say they lost the house again because Bruce Wayne is tired of doing everything for the farm boy.

Adam Grimes Devil On Your Shoulder

Btw round 8 isn't possible since Thanos isn't alive at the moment. 🤭

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Btw round 8 isn't possible since Thanos isn't alive at the moment. 🤭
Superman dies at 1. Thanos is inevitable. He would have nebula do this easy task. Superman cannot even register a bonafied hit at the box office these days.

Adam Grimes Devil On Your Shoulder

He got pretty evitated. 🤔

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
He got pretty evitated. 🤔
Poor Superman is shunned. Bruce Wayne owns him. Had to save his whore mother and his shitty farm house. Superman is pathetic.

ShadowFyre Senior Member

Ahhh yes, a shitstorm is coming...I can feel it.

Josh_Alexander Keeper of Cosmic Balance
Originally posted by ShadowFyre
I know! Isn't it ****ing great? I'm so goddam proud of myself right now.

Great thread Shadow 👆

Adam Grimes Devil On Your Shoulder

Originally posted by quanchi112
Poor Superman is shunned. Bruce Wayne owns him. Had to save his whore mother and his shitty farm house. Superman is pathetic.
Calm down, friend. 😂

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Calm down, friend. 😂
I am calm. Superman is now known as Supercuckman.

Adam Grimes Devil On Your Shoulder

Any link to back up that claim?

quanchi112 Disney

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Any link to back up that claim?
I just listed the reasoning. He is the new robin.

You want links fine.

https://comicsalliance.com/lois-lane-new-boyfriend/

Jun 26, 2019 · Apologies for the use of unpleasant parlance, but Lois Lane is going to make a cuckold out of Clark Kent with Superman.

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