Movie pitch ideas

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Movie pitch ideas

An attempt to reboot Winnie the Pooh, by making it a story about a story from father to son.

They are rednecks. The father's name is Billie Bob, and calls his son "Boy!"

Pooh himself loves honey flavored moonshine, his trust boom stick, and his inbred cousins Brair Rabbit, Black Owlsman, Boss Piggy, and Trump playing the donkey.

It would be animated by Dreamworks.

Pooh as an SJW Woke so the folks can go hog wild crazy 😆 😆 😆

Winnie the Pooh makeing Chris comb bears hair.

A perfect time for a Fat Albert and the Cosby Kid's revival.

Can make it about the kid's adventures in prison.

Originally posted by cdtm
Movie pitch ideas

Star Wars as a Martial Arts movie

I suddenly want to see this as much as I want a Michael Bay rendition of The Go-Bots. (I mean, the shows about fleshies getting their brains put in robots. Just rewrite it as the Earth military creating an anti-Transformers task force of military built transforming robots, controlled by human brains or some remote system. Create a slick trailer ending with "This is Leader 1!", and see all the Go-Bots fans mark out.)

That’s the most Michael Bay-centric compliment i’ve ever gotten! 😆