The Joker (The Dark Knight) vs Edward Cullen (Twilight)

This is movie version of Edward Cullen while Joker may have his bazooka & other explosives.

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So Joker vs a guy that's super fast AND can read his thoughts? Yeah Joker has no chance here

"Why so ---ACCCKK---" >vampire crushes Joker at mach 2 speed<

Twivamp slaughters Joker

Edwards strength and speed are proportional to how gay and lame him and this take on vampires are. He planet busts in attoseconds.

Edwards wins 10/10 times.

Joker wins.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Joker wins.

How? Does Joker carry around a rocket launcher or something and I missed that scene?

this be spite.. Joker gets annihilated here

Joker is a nihilist and a criminal mastermind; he improvises on the fly and is more than a match for Batman H2H. He’d have known about Cullen’s weaknesses, and even if he struggles, Joker will mentally manipulate the weak tween vampire boi.

Originally posted by Surtur
How? Does Joker carry around a rocket launcher or something and I missed that scene?

He has a bazooka in the op and explosives but it won't matter because he will get blitzed and pasted

The sparkly foo-foo vampire shit stomps Joker.

This is spite.

OP didn’t state conditions, no bloodlust here. Cullen will wax poetic while Joker mentally twists Cullen’s insecure mind.

Joker wins.

Anyone that even argue for Joker winning are idiots. Plain and simple.

When jas Edward ever "waxes poetic" in a fight? That's the joker's schtick

Reread my post again, little ingrates.

Joker has already prepared for all scenarios Cullen can throw at him. Edward is known for his brooding, not fighting prowess. Joker mentally manipulated his vulnerabilities and kills himself.

Joker wins.

Cullen reads Joker's mind, goes insane from the sheer bedlam he sees and commits vampire suicide. Joker wins.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Cullen reads Joker's mind, goes insane from the sheer bedlam he sees and commits vampire suicide. Joker wins.

👆

Cullen attempts to sexually seduce Joker.

Joker rebukes said efforts.

Cullen looks at the sun.

/thread.

Well, there goes my ends in sex joke ruined. Thanks, Imp. 😠

Originally posted by Impediment
Cullen attempts to sexually seduce Joker.

Joker rebukes said efforts.

Cullen looks at the sun.

/thread.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
Reread my post again, little ingrates.

Joker has already prepared for all scenarios Cullen can throw at him. Edward is known for his brooding, not fighting prowess. Joker mentally manipulated his vulnerabilities and kills himself.

Joker wins.

Originally posted by jaden_2.0
Cullen reads Joker's mind, goes insane from the sheer bedlam he sees and commits vampire suicide. Joker wins.

My mind has been changed, I agree with all 3. All viable options here for Mr. Ledger.