Martian_mind
telepathy+debates+=Pwned
Really not a lot for me to work with here, but I guess I’ll do my best to keep this entertaining.
You’re saying I have nothing to offer but telepathy? Newsflash, I’ve already proven that J’onn is faster and stronger than Surfer, with the durability to shrug off cheap shots from Superman. All of that, in concert with my astounding telepathy, will be more than enough to put you down, especially since you haven’t presented anything approaching a viable strategy of attack.
Now, let’s address this “defence”.
You do realise that virtually none of your scans show what you’re claiming they do? Nothing about that shows the Goddesses’ telepathy to be multi-dimensional in scope. She says that one day it will be, but guess what, J’onn’s already IS. My first set of scans literally showed him dragging Manitou onto the Astral Plain from an entire dimension away, WHILE J’onn was unconscious, and keeping Prometheus under control. On top of that, it took Surfer DAYS to fend off her control, even while she was working her influence on several other heroes. Here, he will be the SOLE focus of a MUCH stronger telepath, who will also be physically kicking his arse for the (short) duration of this fight.
Now, as for this Moondragon debacle, I’m not sure how you think it helps your case. Surfer is floored by a single mindblast, sent by a telepath (a weaker one than J’onn) who is LIGHTYEARS away. All this proves is that J’onn’s unrelenting assault is the certain doom of Surfer, as he won’t even have time to get back to his feet.
I’m not really sure what the Strange scan is meant to prove. Strange is still in his mind, and Surfer is clearly very much not in control, and very vulnerable. It kinds of helps my case, as did the last set of scans, so thanks I guess?
The extra-dimensional beings are another beneficial scan. It shows that Surfer needs to concentrate fully in order to fend off telepathy, even when he’s dealing with a mere fragment (as per the scans) of the telepath’s mind. Again, he won’t have that the opportunity to concentrate as I pound his shiny arse, and considering he’ll be dealing with J’onn’s full and undivided attention (which very few characters can claim) there’s even less hope of him pulling out some miracle resist.
Now, as to your “attacks”. Well, where do I begin?
They are straight up bullshit. I’ve shown J’onn shrugging off cheap shots from Superman and Barda. If you really need more, than here, watch J’onn take an energy explosion better than the man of steel himself.
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-53?id=39317#21
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-53?id=39317#22
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-54?id=39318#2
A blast of 4-dimensional energy catches the League off-guard, and yes, it knocks them all out. Who is closest to the blast, however? J’onn. He stays conscious the longest, and relays every bit of information to the team before finally succumbing. Not only does this show that he’s a tough SOB, it shows that no matter what, J’onn can maintain his telepathic endeavours, so Surfer, even if he SOMEHOW manages to conjure an attack, isn’t guaranteed to save himself. I won’t bother with the BRB scans. I’ve shown that Surfer is a wimp in H2H, and the fact that my opponent is clinging to that singular showing just reinforces the point. He didn’t even put BRB down, FFS. He got a few hits in, and the situation resolved. Here’s what happens when Surfer really tries to fight a Thor-class opponent.
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Silver-Surfer-1987/Issue-86?id=11807#6
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Silver-Surfer-1987/Issue-86?id=11807#8
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Silver-Surfer-1987/Issue-86?id=11807#12
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Silver-Surfer-1987/Issue-86?id=11807#13
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Silver-Surfer-1987/Issue-86?id=11807#16
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Silver-Surfer-1987/Issue-86?id=11807#17
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Silver-Surfer-1987/Issue-86?id=11807#24
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Warlock-and-the-Infinity-Watch/Issue-23?id=63817#2
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Warlock-and-the-Infinity-Watch/Issue-23?id=63817#3
He gets laid the f*ck out. Surfer is woefully outclassed, because a fighter, he is not. J’onn, however? He can give Superboy Prime pause.
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Infinite-Crisis-2005/Issue-6?id=39434#20
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Infinite-Crisis-2005/Issue-6?id=39434#21
And manhandle multiple White Martians in seconds, while weakened.
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-57?id=39321#11
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-57?id=39321#12
Hell, he can fend off DOZENS of them.
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-56?id=39320#18
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-56?id=39320#19
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-56?id=39320#20
A SINGLE White Martian can test Green Lantern, Orion, Steel, Plasticman and Big Barda-
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-33?id=39295#16
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-33?id=39295#17
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-33?id=39295#18
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-33?id=39295#19
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-33?id=39295#20
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-33?id=39295#21
And J’onn was fending off a horde! Surfer is outclassed against Thor, and barely stronger than classic Vision!
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Avengers-Epic-Collection-The-Avengers-Defenders-War/TPB?id=133085#44
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Avengers-Epic-Collection-The-Avengers-Defenders-War/TPB?id=133085#45
Meanwhile, J’onn can take on Triumph, a dude who GRANT MORRISON wrote to be ‘as strong, and as fast as Superman’
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-31?id=39293#7
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/JLA-1997/Issue-31?id=39293#13
And clap his goddamn cheeks.
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#8
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#9
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#10
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#11
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#12
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#13
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#14
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#15
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#16
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-28?id=46095#17
Now, this proves how resilient and capable J’onn is, yet as a final rebuttal to your feeble offence, let me put forward this obvious point: Phasing. Your claim that one energy blast will be enough is laughable, simply because J’onn can phase through any beam. He did it to Prime’s heat vision, and he’ll do it to any Surfer lets off, which will be none, because J’onn will have made him a vegetable.
As for this soul business, your scans even refer to it as an ASTRAL feat. ASTRAL being the realm of the telepath, AKA, J’onn. As my first post shows, J’onn can drag a person onto the astral plain from a dimension away. More than that, J’onn’s mind and soul are so powerful, that the ENTIRE Martian race couldn’t enter the afterlife, until he willingly chose to let them go-
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Martian-Manhunter-1988/Issue-4?id=29251#23
Which means that anyone trying to challenge him that way, well, good luck to them.
So, keeping that in mind, it should be obvious that J’onn is stronger, faster, and far tougher than Surfer will ever be. Any esoteric strategies that my opponent might put forward are irrelevant, as the battle will begin with a telepathic strike so powerful that Surfer is rendered comatose, and even if he SOMEHOW could resist, J’onn is a skilled multi-tasker, and has shown himself capable of a concerted mental and physical assault on many occasions. Surfer has NEVER shown the ability to repel such a fearsome combination, and as such, has no genuine chance at winning this match. He will be a brain-dead statue, one that J’onn will deal with as easily as he dealt with the League, Maxima included.
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-37?id=46105#11
https://readcomiconline.to/Comic/Justice-League-Task-Force/Issue-37?id=46105#12
As you can see, J’onn could bring a cup of tea to this fight, and never spill a drop. Vote right, fair judges.
Vote Martian.