Originally posted by eThneoLgrRnae
I'm not your son, dude. In fact, I'm probably older than you are... "son." My father has passed on.But yeah, thanks for the correction anyway.
There's a dad dick and balls smoothness hierarchy. Since I have the smoothest "dad dick and balls", you're now my son. I've adopted you.
You are required to mow the lawn once a week on Saturday's or you can't play video games.
Your weekly allowance is tiered:
Top Tier: All chores done by 5PM, Saturday evening including getting your clothes ironed for church on Sunday - you get $25.
Mid-Tier: If you get more than half your chores done but less than all, you get $10.
Bottom-Tier: If you got less than half of your chores done, you get a punch in the stomach and no allowance.
It's already Wednesday. You better get your chores done if you want to save the princess.