White people say the darndest things

Originally posted by Surtur
Just waiting for the "black people say the darndest things" thread. Gonna be good 🙂

I have some doozies. Can we change "say" to "do" ? I have some ideas...

You lacked the spine to do it again.

I bet you have a "Black People" folder on your computer. Lolz.

Originally posted by Robtard
You lacked the spine to do it again.

I bet you have a "Black People" folder on your computer. Lolz.

^ Classic projection

If you say so, you got all mad and started talking about "black people" folders across multiple threads.

Rob is a closet racist.

I know em when I see em.

Originally posted by Robtard
^ Classic projection

Black people can't be racist, stupid.

I'm coming for my reparations, Rob. Give me your lunch money, racist.

I thought dadudemon said the darnedest things.

He's also from Oklahoma...

Originally posted by Surtur
I actually don't think he's offended, merely pointing out potential hypocrisy. If a black guy said some stupid shit and I posted it in a thread highlighting his race in the title...oh you best believe there would be accusations of racism from the usual suspects. Not saying it would come from you nor am I saying if a lefty reported it you'd close the thread, but yeah they'd be calling me racist lol. Some of them, anyways.

Bingo. I wasn't actually offended but as you point out the double standards is what annoys me.

Originally posted by cdtm
I want to play, too.

What about something like:

*Ahem*. "Wonder Man says the darndest things."

I know what you mean. That guy is so weird and talks in riddles.

Originally posted by Impediment
He actually reported it! Ha ha!

Shut up, Fly. This isn’t racist.

^ Awww, poor Star/fly smashing the report button again. Hilarious.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Monkey, ape, gorilla, etc. have been used as slurs against black people for ages to suggest they are less than human.

LoneRanger is a pathetic Fly sock account. None of his temper tantrums hold merit - we all know he’s the biggest troll on the forum.

Fly, leave. This isn’t for you.

Originally posted by Eon Blue
LoneRanger is a pathetic Fly sock account. None of his temper tantrums hold merit - we all know he’s the biggest troll on the forum.

Fly, leave. This isn’t for you.

People who have had many many sock accounts should probably stop crying about others supposedly having them.

Originally posted by Surtur
People who have had many many sock accounts should probably stop crying about others supposedly having them.

👆

When it's people they like they're totally ok with it though. What's funny is that wittle robbie accused me of being Star428 when I joined the forum several months back and yet he practically begged the moderators not to ban me because (in his own words) I was "retarded, but entertaining."

Guess now he's had a change of heart because I've been hurting his wittle baby feelings by calling him and his leftist butt-buddies out on so much of their typical leftist lying BS lol. It's pretty obvious he wants me banned now otherwise he wouldn't keep repeatedly prefacing all of his replies to me by calling me a Fly sock (which I'm not, btw). It's as if he's trying so desperately to get the mods to notice "Hey, this guy is a sock! When are one of you mods going to ban him?!"

What other reason would he possibly have for continuing to accuse me of being a sock? I mean, we all get it, he thinks I'm a sock. Big whoop.. who cares? As you say, there are plenty of socks by other people on the forum and yet he doesn't bring it up in every single reply he makes to that person. Why does he feel the need to single me out? Is he just pathetically obsessed with me or something?

White people who say “I know what it’s like to be black because I live in a black neighborhood and was raised around black people” need to be slapped in the face with a wet mackerel.

Originally posted by Impediment
White people who say “I know what it’s like to be black because I live in a black neighborhood and was raised around black people” need to be slapped in the face with a wet mackerel.

What if I say it, but I'm identifying as a 62 yr. old Asian man at the time. Yay or nay?

Originally posted by Impediment
White people who say “I know what it’s like to be black because I live in a black neighborhood and was raised around black people” need to be slapped in the face with a wet mackerel.

Originally posted by Impediment
White people who say “I know what it’s like to be black because I live in a black neighborhood and was raised around black people” need to be slapped in the face with a wet mackerel.

^ Surt, read that and shape up, son.