Black Mamba vs Black Widow

All three matches happen in a standard UFC ring. Both will wear the standard UFC outfits.

1) Clean match. All clothing, protection, rules and regulations apply. H2H, winner by KO.

2) Anything goes match. No rules. H2H, to the death.

3) Beatrix has her Hanzo sword. Natasha has her SHIELD grade stun batons. To the death.

kobe stomps lol...

round one & round two, Natasha stomps

round three, Kiddo

Natasha all rounds.

Originally posted by Impediment
Both will wear the standard UFC outfits.

I spontaneously-ejaculated all over the place when I read that.

Now I have to clean up my apartment. 🙁

(The place is littered with beer bottles anyway, brb)