Edward Cullen vs Captain America

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Edward Cullen vs Captain America

Who wins? In character for both at an abandoned shopping mall.

Cap gets wrecked 10/10 times.

Cap gets the Quicksilver treatment like in AOU except his head comes off this time.

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EC takes out Cap. Cap is a slanderous piece of filth. He stated Renesmee was a full vampire when shes a hybrid. Anyone who says that can easily get his asskicked even if it's Thanos with th IG.

Edward punches Cap so hard a shard of the shield comes off and cuts Thanos' head off accidentally.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Edward punches Cap so hard a shard of the shield comes off and cuts Thanos' head off accidentally.

lol this comment reminds me of a video I watched yesterday:

YouTube video

The sound effects they add in are pretty goofy and some things are a bit exaggerated, but the way the bodies respond to the hits is actually much more realistic than the rubber-like fodder we get in the movies. Like if Cap actually kicked a regular human in the gut hard enough to send them flying 20 feet into a wall, with all that force concentrated in that area of their body, yes, he would probably break their lower spine and rupture some of their organs in the process.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Edward punches Cap so hard a shard of the shield comes off and cuts Thanos' head off accidentally.
You mean Edward Cullen's gonna shatter Captain America's shield even if it were MCU?!!

Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
lol this comment reminds me of a video I watched yesterday:

YouTube video

The sound effects they add in are pretty goofy and some things are a bit exaggerated, but the way the bodies respond to the hits is actually much more realistic than the rubber-like fodder we get in the movies. Like if Cap actually kicked a regular human in the gut hard enough to send them flying 20 feet into a wall, with all that force concentrated in that area of their body, yes, he would probably break their lower spine and rupture some of their organs in the process.

Lmao that's hilarious. And yeah, my headcanon is that MCU humans are a lot more durable than the squishies we are irl.
Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
You mean Edward Cullen's gonna shatter Captain America's shield even if it were MCU?!!
Why yes

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Lmao that's hilarious. And yeah, my headcanon is that MCU humans are a lot more durable than the squishies we are irl.

Lol yeah. Realistically, Cap's movies (well, most MCU movies, really) should be bloodbaths. Especially when one considers things like this:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/InsidiousHarshJaguarundi-mobile.mp4

And this:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/MasculineImmenseArrowana-mobile.mp4

And this:

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BlackGrouchyBactrian-mobile.mp4

To post just a few of many examples.

Yeah, these movies have rubber people. But I guess it'd be hard to sell a Baby Groot toy if it was just a model of one of Ego's energy tentacles with a smear on it.

Captain America shit stomps

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Captain America shit stomps
Yeah I guess so.

Ooh, necro Bump!

Cap loses.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Captain America shit stomps

I'm assuming your joking? This isn't even remotely close. Cap literally dies within a few seconds.

Hell no it’s not close. Cap, easily.

I know your never gonna say Cap loses and that's ok. It's not like Edward massively outclasses him in every single category or anything.

You’re right.

He doesn’t.

No jokes, Edward is Cap's physical superior by a lot. He can move so fast he's basically a blur. He's strong enough to rip vampire heads off without doing any prior damage, and that's insanely hard to do when you're not a strength based vamp like Felix or Emmett(both of who Edward can stand against pretty well, even when starving). He's also strong enough to tap a speeding van and stop it cold, and push over a massive tree with no effort.

He's basically a slightly slower Quicksilver, but he hits a whole lot harder and can read Cap's mind to know his moves before he makes them.

Cap really can't win, especially when he throws the shield and it gets caught or slapped away.

Mr. Sparkles shitstomps