Edward Cullen vs Xenomorph (Grid)

Started by Tyrannoraptor2 pages

Edward Cullen vs Xenomorph (Grid)

Grid is the Xenomorph from AvP that killed the 2 Predators featured in the film & Xenomorphs are also really swift while you guys tend to overestimate Edward Cullen so let this match be a little more even.

Extremely one sided. Grid loses hard.

Edward could probably slaughter everyone in that movie and AVP2 at the same time.

Originally posted by KingD19
Extremely one sided. Grid loses hard.
But aren't Xenomorphs comparably fast?

Originally posted by Tyrannoraptor
But aren't Xenomorphs comparably fast?

No. Not at all. Vampires move so fast they're invisible and can travel hundreds of miles in a few hours.

The acid would kill Edward or severely maim him.

If he is injured he'll heal.

Not if he gets to much on him. This stuff is serious. Small amounts have eaten through dozens of decks of advanced interstellar aircraft.

It would probably take less than a liter to completely eat him to nothing.

Regardless, Edward does win. The most likely scenario is Edward punches the alien and loses his arm until it's healed.

Oh, and the alien can absolutely kill Edward with a bite. Dlex, the metal the yautja use in the armor is far stronger than anything, including diamond that we have on Earth.

Edward wins but y'all are hyping the hell out of him and underselling the press and Aliens. They are all superhuman in strength and capable of hurting them with their hits. He is just to fast .

A plasma caster would wreck Edward and the blades would cut him as well. A smart disk or shuriken would cut him straight in half

Xenomorph stomps unless Cullen gets the blitz in first. In which case Edward dies of natural causes.

Edward (doesn’t) win(s).

Originally posted by KingD19
No. Not at all. Vampires move so fast they're invisible and can travel hundreds of miles in a few hours.
But Xenomorphs tend to move too quickly to be recorded on cameras & they're capable of dodging gunfire even at point-blank.

I love the fact you guys here are claiming the Morphs wins, yet humans have been slaughtering them since the beginning of time.

Edward has speed, durability, strength regeneration. Good luck with him losing.

I'm not saying he loses. I'm saying he can be hurt by both the Aliens and the predators but he is to fast

The only thing he needs to watch out for from the Aliens is the acid, after that, the aliens has nothing to him.

When he realize the problem with the acid, all he needs to is keep his distance. Remember the baseball game? Remember how fast they tossed said baseball? Yeah, he casually kills all the aliens by tossing pointy objects at them.

As for the Predators, camo turn useless when the guy your fighting can A-read your minds, or b-smell your blood.

The only way Edward loses is if he kills himself.

Assuming he can smell that type of blood which is completely different than any type of blood he has ever encountered. Xenomorphs are not even carbon based creatures, and have you seen yautja blood?

Sweet, you assume he can understand what he is even reading?

All I am saying is that the speed wins him the day. Both the Aliens bite/acid and the predators weaponry absolutely can damage and kill Edward.

Your point is that Xenos and Yautja can kill him the pussy way?

How is it a pussy way? Biting him is not a pussy way. It's the only form of combat a xenomorphs has?

Look, I get that your team Edward and jealous of Bella but you don't have to get upset that I am pointing something out. We all agree that he wins, I am just respectfully arguing semantics about the fact that he can be injured.

Lol, you admitted they basically would have to sneak up on him and he wouldn't have to have his speed for that to happen. How in the phuck is that not the pussy way out, my friend?

Edward, unlike you, wouldn't want to have a Xeno's mouth anywhere near, and would act accordingly.

Originally posted by Adam Grimes
Lol, you admitted they basically would have to sneak up on him and he wouldn't have to have his speed for that to happen. How in the phuck is that not the pussy way out, my friend?

Edward, unlike you, wouldn't want to have a Xeno's mouth anywhere near, and would act accordingly.

Well, of course they would have to. No doubt in my mind he could kill them. My whole thing is they can hurt him nothing more.

And I'm just joking with the Bella line. I like to talk shit sometimes but i want it to be known, I'm not upset, or mad or nothin like that towards anybody. Just having fun. I spit my drink out at your xeno comeback btw.

But tbh, this place is really dead right now and nothin but Edward threads so I gotta find something to argue about right?

Originally posted by ShadowFyre
Assuming he can smell that type of blood which is completely different than any type of blood he has ever encountered. Xenomorphs are not even carbon based creatures, and have you seen yautja blood?

Sweet, you assume he can understand what he is even reading?

All I am saying is that the speed wins him the day. Both the Aliens bite/acid and the predators weaponry absolutely can damage and kill Edward.

Why can’t he smell blood again? He can smell animals, their blood are different from us.

He doesn’t need to understand them, The vamps in Twilights are recluse with ancient laws that forbids them from interacting with anything not Vamps. If for one second they believe theirs another power out there, they would do their best to eliminate them, because they don’t want them to team up with the Wolves.

It’s not just speed, it’s also strength, regeneration, durability, mind reading. Plus he’s ability to to throw pointing sharp objects at them at fast speed they can’t fathom.

Both Aliens and Predators are killed by mere humans. I see no reasons why Edward wouldn’t do the same to them.

I have never once said he would not kill them or that he would lose this fight. I have simply stated that they both have offensive capabilities that are capable of damaging him. Nothing more.

Blood is not blood. Xenomorphs are silicone based creatures, Edwards would have zero idea what he was smelling. And I doubt reading the mind of a hivemind creature would be good for Edward.