World of Cardboard

YouTube video

This is why Superman almost never hits someone as hard as he can. Why, even if he says he is, he isn't hitting Rogol Zaar so hard, he could break him.

This is why Death of Superman lasted over multiple issues, taking days to end. This is why animated Superman fought Darkseid TWO other times, before finally making this speech.

A Superman who hits you as hard as he can, is a Superman who is willing to risk KILLING you. This isn't a choice he's able to make, without extraordinary circumstances pushing him to it.

Otherwise, he would not be Superman.

Always loved that scene. 👆👆

Ever read Larry Niven's, "Man of Steel, woman of Kleenex?"

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Ever read Larry Niven's, "Man of Steel, woman of Kleenex?"

No, but I did read some hilarious sections in "Alien Sex" while browsing.

Something about Kryptonian sperm leaving a path of destruction around the earth, as invulnerable and unstoppable as Superman himself.

Comic books have played with the concept a bit, like an Armageddon 2000 tie in that had Lois achieving conception, only for the fetus to kick, and kill her.

The phenomenal All Star Superman probably came up with the best solution: Test tube baby, via generic engineering.

No carnal fun for Superman that way, but I guess it's just one more reason he's so heroic (And he's an alien, so we can forgive this incomprehensible sacrifice.)

Originally posted by LordGod
Always loved that scene. 👆👆

I love how Darkseid gets up and fucks Clark up with the Agony Matrix.

Of course, Superman fanboys choose to edit that moment out.

YouTube video

You don't need to thank me, cd.

Originally posted by cdtm
Otherwise, he would not be Superman.

Originally posted by Putinbot1
Ever read Larry Niven's, "Man of Steel, woman of Kleenex?"