The Day you became an Admin on KMC

Say one day you logged in and you were the KMC admin, what would you do with it? What’s the first thing you would do?

Ban BrolyBlack immediately and require anyone wanting to create a new account to have to pass a math test so BrolyBlack couldn't create a new account because BrolyBlack is super stupid and he can't even pee straight into the toilet. Because he's stupid like an idiot peepee moron. uhuh

Then I would ban Robtard and post a sticky in every sub-forum that only read, "F*ck you, Robtard!"

Then I would unban Robtard after one day. Apologize that I banned him. And then when people start talking about the ban with Robtard, I'd ban him again. But I'd wait until the convo got really lively before banning him. Hopefully, right in the middle of a lengthy post he was typing so when he hits submit, it says, "You have been banned because you like poopthings."

I would name the admin account: TheDudeMan

Then I would ban Surtur until he admitted - on a recorded video posted to the internet - he faps to tranpronz.

Edit - I would rename the Jaden 2.0 account to just Jaden.

Originally posted by dadudemon
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Edit - I would rename the Jaden 2.0 account to just Jaden.

Completely unacceptable.

First, I fix the broken editing and quote features, and uncensor curse words.

Next, I'd breathe some new life into KMC. I'd update the look and format of the main page, and add some sleek new user-friendly skins for the forum. Get some dedicated writers to pump out fresh movie articles that will encourage more traffic and get KMC back on the map.

If possible, I would send emails to registered users and encourage more of them to return to check out the updates. Unban them all and give them a clean slate.

I'd join Raz on his mystery island.

I'd turn the forum into a pokemon community

I'd masturbate furiously as I banned everyone but me and turned off the ability for new members to join. This site would then become a blog about my spiritual quest for enlightenment and how I learnt to control my orgasms through tantric yoga!

Originally posted by Putinbot1
I'd masturbate furiously as I banned everyone but me and turned off the ability for new members to join. This site would then become a blog about my spiritual quest for enlightenment and how I learnt to control my orgasms through tantric yoga!

Like a normal day for you minus the bannings? 😱

Originally posted by snowdragon
Like a normal day for you minus the bannings? 😱

Say one day you logged in and you were the KMC admin

lol like Galan

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Unban them all

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
lol like Galan

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Spammers and trolls can still be rebanned, but I often wonder how many quality posters KMC lost due to heavy-handed moderators.

WrathfulDwarf is considered the worst.

Other mods (especially the current ones that are still active) were/are quite lenient.

Originally posted by BrolyBlack
Say one day you logged in and you were the KMC admin, what would you do with it? What’s the first thing you would do?

Try to take over the world.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
WrathfulDwarf is considered the worst.

Other mods (especially the current ones that are still active) were/are quite lenient.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
First, I fix the broken editing and quote features, and uncensor curse words.

Next, I'd breathe some new life into KMC. I'd update the look and format of the main page, and add some sleek new user-friendly skins for the forum. Get some dedicated writers to pump out fresh movie articles that will encourage more traffic and get KMC back on the map.

If possible, I would send emails to registered users and encourage more of them to return to check out the updates. Unban them all and give them a clean slate.

This is the most legitimate plan I have read in all these years. I'd volunteer to be one of your movie reviewers.

Okay, make it happen.

Note: I noticed that chat tends to kill forums. Everyone just goes to the chat and the more well-written and thought-out posts don't get made. I was, at first, liking the idea of a forum chat. But then I saw what it did to the traffic on Bardock's forum.

Basically, I’d unban everyone and do an entire forum board overhaul and make it modern.

Originally posted by dadudemon
This is the most legitimate plan I have read in all these years. I'd volunteer to be one of your movie reviewers.

Okay, make it happen.

Note: I noticed that chat tends to kill forums. Everyone just goes to the chat and the more well-written and thought-out posts don't get made. I was, at first, liking the idea of a forum chat. But then I saw what it did to the traffic on Bardock's forum.

Even if I were admin, though, I'm not tech savvy enough to do make all the changes I'd like to myself.

Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Thanks, DDM. I agree that chat is a distraction and kills forum activity.

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Originally posted by Eternal Idol
Even if I were admin, though, I'm not tech savvy enough to do make all the changes I'd like to myself.

Don't worry, you didn't have to clarify this to me. I know you're stupid. peaches

Seriously, just get a co-admin who is savvy enough to do it for you. All good bosses hire people that are smarter than they are. Be the idea guy and have a techy do the rest.