Which Thor's arm is the strongest?

Started by StiltmanFTW3 pages

Which Thor's arm is the strongest?

1) Original arm.

2) Black uru arm.

3) Golden pimp arm.

4) Destroyer arm.

The one that throws planet sized prisons.

The right one 😉

What was the golden arm made from?

and why in the **** does Thor keep switching arms?

I hate all these shitty variations to make Thor badass. Classic Thor was gay as **** and brilliant!

Originally posted by LordGod
What was the golden arm made from?

Good question. His own urine made solid, maybe?

Celey, come here and tell us.

Hm. I don't know if it was ever stated what Thor's golden arm was made of.

However, said arm(and the hammers Thor was carrying at the time) were destroyed during his fight with the Frost Giants in War of the Realms... And given that the same series depicted the Giants as glass cannons that even Punisher can wholesale slaughter, it'd be pretty hard for me to believe that the golden material was some wickedly haxx substance like enchanted Uru or whathaveyou...

Seemed to be the same material the Hammer Guards armour was made of.

Wasn’t said what his arm was made out of. But apparently was the same material used in the hammers but slight variation. As the gold hammers melted in the sun but his gold arm was fine

I just wish they would regenerate his right arm as it was.

Thor's arms only look huge because he inject synthol. He's weak as fuk, can barely bench 150 pounds. He once lost an arm wrestling contest to black widow. he's a disgrace to all scandinavian vikings out there

I miss the old Thor. The Mjolnir-commanding and Sif-smashing Thor. The Loki-spanking and Odin-mocking Thor. The Hulk-bitchslapping and Betty Ross-banging Thor. The beer-drinking drunktard Thor. The angel with a shotgun Thor.

I hate this new Odinson. The a-random-ass-cancer-patient-woman-is-a-better-thor-than-me Odinson. The getting-his-jaw-broken-by-dum-dum-Hulk Odinson. The stand-in-line-like-a-brave-little-puppet Thor. The I-am-an-armless-turd-in-the-wind Odinson. The ride and "ride" a flying goat Odinson.

I want the old Thor back.

Hulk always smashed him, duderino 👆

Originally posted by Enzeru
I miss the old Thor. The Mjolnir-commanding and Sif-smashing Thor. The Loki-spanking and Odin-mocking Thor. The Hulk-bitchslapping and Betty Ross-banging Thor. The beer-drinking drunktard Thor. The angel with a shotgun Thor.

I hate this new Odinson. The a-random-ass-cancer-patient-woman-is-a-better-thor-than-me Odinson. The getting-his-jaw-broken-by-dum-dum-Hulk Odinson. The stand-in-line-like-a-brave-little-puppet Thor. The I-am-an-armless-turd-in-the-wind Odinson. The ride and "ride" a flying goat Odinson.

I want the old Thor back.

Do you think it's time for them to go on ahead and make Thor the first gay deity?

Originally posted by Enzeru
I miss the old Thor. The Mjolnir-commanding and Sif-smashing Thor. The Loki-spanking and Odin-mocking Thor. The Hulk-bitchslapping and Betty Ross-banging Thor. The beer-drinking drunktard Thor. The angel with a shotgun Thor.

I hate this new Odinson. The a-random-ass-cancer-patient-woman-is-a-better-thor-than-me Odinson. The getting-his-jaw-broken-by-dum-dum-Hulk Odinson. The stand-in-line-like-a-brave-little-puppet Thor. The I-am-an-armless-turd-in-the-wind Odinson. The ride and "ride" a flying goat Odinson.

I want the old Thor back.

So do I.

Keep missing your imaginary version of Thor, guys 😛

Originally posted by Stoic
Do you think it's time for them to go on ahead and make Thor the first gay deity?

😂

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Good question. His own urine made solid, maybe?

Celey, come here and tell us.


Very plausible.
He was an expert in all things urine when he was bangin Hulked out Jen.

But im pretty sure theyre made of the same stuff as his faux hammers... Bits of uru and other weaker metals.

Originally posted by celeyhyga17
Very plausible.
He was an expert in all things urine when he was bangin Hulked out Jen.

But im pretty sure theyre made of the same stuff as his faux hammers... Bits of uru and other weaker metals.

But his arm didn't melt in the sun like them hammers.

I think Stilt is just jelly that Thor doesn't have to sit on his arm to give himself The Stranger.