fight right!

ok, time for an official thread designed to with stand the pressure!
who's first?

basically all you have to do is:
1) find an opponent
2) pick location
3) pick weapon(s)
4) try to include comedy into the fight.
5) no more than 3 participents per fight.

I shall watch and make sneering comments. Call me big fat Emperor Ush.

no, every one is obligated to participate!

No they're not.

ok! you can be the presbyter! 🙄

Oooh, aren't we flash! Very well, the throne accepts the presence of the de facto first fighting champion Lara... tell the crowds about your fighting style...

I think they already know and if they dont then they'll have to find out the hard way, all I have to say is dont piss me off!

Mighty words indeed from the Lara-meister!

And do you wear intriguing battle gear?

that would depend on the location, weather, opponent(s) and weapon(s).

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Say the default arena is a Roman Gladitorial one in summer, me being the fat emperor and all.

and the weapon(s)?

Full range of Roman gladitorial gear- short sword and shield, or trident and net, that sort of thing.

opponent(s)?

what? no mud in that fight? 😉

Errr... lemme see, who would fight Lara?

Say... Evy. In sexy Greek gear.

I'll be Bad Boy!

hello

ello there!

Errr... lemme see, who would fight Lara?
Say... Evy. In sexy Greek gear.

Do I have an say in that? 🙄 😛

no!