Superman vs Donald Trump

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Superman vs Donald Trump

And every other president or strong nominee.

Who wins?

lawest9 Senior Member

In the DCU, Superman is highly favored and probably worshipped as a God among people around the earth, he'll win in the biggest landslide in American electoral history as well as the popular vote.

MrMind Senior Member

trump blasts him so hard, superman retcons himself out of existence

YouTube video

lawest9 Senior Member

Rather Supes HV finishes Trump's full transformation into an ape, making him a full member of the Orangutan family.

Badabing Gym rat

Trump deports the illegal alien Superman, then slaps the taste out of lawest9's hooker mouth. 👆

lawest9 Senior Member

Originally posted by Badabing
Trump deports the illegal alien Superman, then slaps the taste out of lawest9's hooker mouth. 👆
Or rather the taste can get slapped out of your mouth and your brother president Orangutan, Lol!!!!!!!

StiltmanFTW CBvF

Superman is fake news.

zopzop Lord of the Great Abyss

Originally posted by Badabing
Trump deports the illegal alien Superman

I was having a sh|t day but this made me LOL so phucking hard! 👆 😆

StiltmanFTW CBvF
Originally posted by zopzop
I was having a sh|t day but this made me LOL so phucking hard! 👆 😆

Mondays are always like this.

celeyhyga17 Yawning Void

Originally posted by Badabing
Trump deports the illegal alien Superman. 👆

This makes Krypton a shiethole planet?
mhmm
shit
hmm

lawest9 Senior Member

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Mondays are always like this.
Joy comes later in the week. 👍

lawest9 Senior Member

https://www.billionairegambler.com/2016/05/donald-trump-related-to-orangutan.html?m=1

SamZED Senior Member

Trump deports him and be like Folks I am Superman, I was the real Superman all along. Nobody is more Superman than me.

Badabing Gym rat

Originally posted by zopzop
I was having a sh|t day but this made me LOL so phucking hard! 👆 😆
🙂
Originally posted by celeyhyga17
This makes Krypton a shiethole planet?
mhmm
shit
hmm
Krypton blew up because it was such a sh*thole. If the Kryptonians only came to Earth before it blew up and consulted Lord Trump. He would have made Krypton great again. 👆
Originally posted by SamZED
Trump deports him and be like Folks I am Superman, I was the real Superman all along. Nobody is more Superman than me.
Classic Trump. 😂

But 100% truth.