Save the duracell bunnies! · The Off-Topic Forum

Captain REX Networking

Oh, I get it...

*blows off a duracell bunny's head with shotgun*

Get some anger out...

*torches a bunny with flamethrower*

yerssot Senior Member

though you do need to catch up a lot if you want to win from me 😉

*kicks bunny against tree*

Captain REX Networking

*drops A-bombs on major duracell factories*

They won't be making any more of those damned rabbits...oh, and that is another million rabbits for me...

yerssot Senior Member

you're still a few behind 😄

but you have to take them one on one for utmost fun
*picks up two bunnies, smashes their heads against eachother*

Captain REX Networking

*drop kicks a bunny and crushes it's skull*

Hey, your right...

*takes out a bunny's battery and throws the bunny of the cliff, uses battery as a bomb*

My count is 6,983,747,234,847,689,423,083 so far...

yerssot Senior Member

*bites head off of bunny*

Captain REX Networking

Crunchy aren't they? Too fatty for me...

yerssot Senior Member

nah, just don't eat it

diegocala Replicant

Fattenings? What are Fattenings...

cermiestar kitten

REX! YERSS! STOP IT! *stamps foot and sits down*

Ushgarak Paladin

Awww. Wanna hug?

BackFire349 Blood. It's nature's lube

screw the duracell bunnies.

diegocala Replicant

you have experience in that BF?

princess leia trinity ;)

its ok cermie. soon youll learn that the only way for us to be truly free is to kill them 🙂

Lara Belladonna

the god damn things are on my tv now! with their stupid multi-coloured tails! yerss! their shaking their tooshies at me! *screams*

the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real!

the bunnies are metallic mechanisims which are activated by an electrical current (batteries) there for remove the batteries and the mechanism become inanimate. then recycle the metal to avoid future activation.

the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real!

princess leia trinity ;)

you dont know how wrong you are. the bunnies are real. they are out there, and they are looking for you neo and they will find you, if you want them to.
then you can slash them.
*kills another bunny*

Lara Belladonna

I'm not neo!

hey! theres a WHITE rabbit!

princess leia trinity ;)

oh that was a complete accident 😮
a white rabbit? where?
*stains rabbit red*
he wont bother you any more.

Originally posted by Lara

the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real!

just how do you define real, anyway?

yerssot Senior Member

Originally posted by Lara
the god damn things are on my tv now! with their stupid multi-coloured tails! yerss! their shaking their tooshies at me! *screams*
the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real!
the bunnies are metallic mechanisims which are activated by an electrical current (batteries) there for remove the batteries and the mechanism become inanimate. then recycle the metal to avoid future activation.
the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real! the bunnies arent real!

*jumps to lara's tv, knife between teeth*
*crushes two bunnies*
Hasta la vista, baby 😉

Lara Belladonna

I mean the advert yerss! duracell bunnies shaking their mulit-coloured tails at you is enough to scare even the bravest of us!