Save the duracell bunnies!

*Goes into a panic attack*

China is trying to bring the bunnies back to life!!!! ❌

only the dead ones
there is no need to revive the survivors

There will be a need once we kill them, no? 😈 😈

you ever see that movie Rabbit? where the bunnies all grew big and killed everyone aw man thats horrifying

Uh, no...

i was like 4 when i saw it and was scared to death of bunnies till i turned 12 and wathced it again and saw how sadly fake it was, its still pretty disturbing humanity being killed by rabbits, damn i could see chickens but bunnies there just like fluffy

So does that mean you'll help us to destory the bunnies an' bunny queen??

yeah why not i can use some lucky rabbit feet, diddnt they kill the duracell bunny in hot shots part duex though? they must be clones that are on t.v huh

*cloning bunnies for upcoming war*

*Sneaks over to cloning machine an' throws a monkey wrench inside* Hehe, I've always wanted to do that!

that's alright
I have more machines

Then I will throw monkey wrenches in those too!!

how about just one big giant monkey wrench one wrench to rule them all, if that fails you can always get gizmo and have him make a bunch ofgremlins to go eat the bunnies

*Walks down the street with the bunny alliance*

But if we make a bunch of gremlins how will we control them?

how will we controll them? hmmm well does that really matter i think the world could use a few gremlins might make people see whats really important besides guns work or jsut get them drunk it seemed to work in the movie

Ya do have a point...

you know what bugs bunny is one cool bunny though couldnt stand to see bugs go down

Yeah so at least its a good thing that these are duracell bunnies, no?

oh yeah probably is but what have any bunnies actually ever done for us why limit it to just the drum carriers