The United Kingdom General Election

Started by shiv4 pages

Strap yourselves in folks, one of the political stories of the century is brewing…

https://dorseteye.com/strap-yourselves-in-folks-one-of-the-political-stories-of-the-century-is-brewing/

1. A concerned mother shares a photo of her 4-year-old boy who was forced to wait hours on a hospital floor with suspected pneumonia.

2. The photo circulates online so a journalist challenges Boris Johnson about it during an interview by showing him the picture of the boy on his phone.

3. Johnson repeatedly refuses to even look at the boy, let alone acknowledge responsibility for the situation, and eventually steals the journalists phone and puts it in his pocket.

4. There is uproar about Johnson’s lack of compassion so Health Minister, Matt Hancock, is dispatched to the hospital to deal with the situation.

5. Matt Hancock briefs journalists that, while at the hospital, one of his advisors was “punched” by a Labour activist.

6. Much of the media unquestioningly report the “punch” by the “Labour activist” as fact without checking the validity of the allegation. Widespread rage about “violent Labour activists” spreads like wildfire online.

7. Video footage then emerges online showing that the story had been entirely fabricated and was 100% false.

8. The media sheepishly backtrack on what they have posted out to the world.

9. A Facebook post then appears claiming to be from a “good friend” of a nurse working in Leeds hospital. The post says that the photograph of the 4-year-old was faked by a “Labour activist”. The post is shared more than 30,000 times.

10. The claim is unquestioning reported as fact by much of the media without checking its validity.

11. Suspicions of the validity of the claim are then raised as it is discovered there are literally thousands and thousands of Facebook and Twitter accounts posting exactly the same claim, word for word.

12. It becomes clear that bots are being used to spread disinformation. The hospital also confirms the accuracy of the photo and that it had already apologised to the mother.

13. The media sheepishly backtrack on what they have posted out to the world.

14. The account where the post originated then comes into question. It belongs to a (real) woman named Sheree Jenner-Hepburn who claims her account has “hacked”.

15. Further investigation shows that Sheree Jenner-Hepburn was not the innocent victim of a hack, but that the post was made from her account intentionally, as she responded to her friend’s comments on the post.

16. It’s then discovered that Sheree Jenner-Hepburn’s son has a Facebook friend with a very prominent role within this story which may cast light on the motives behind the fake post.

17. It’s… Matt Hancock’s account!!!

In summary: it appears that the actual Health Minister of the British Government has not only fabricated a “punch” to deflect the heat from his boss, but, after being found out the first time, he *may* have used his friend’s Facebook account to circulate another entirely fabricated story to try and smear his political opponents.

Even the writers of The Thick Of It would find this story too incredible to script!

https://mobile.twitter.com/ToryFibs/status/1204535324103364608

Election campaigns have been getting gradually more dishonest and deceitful in the last few decades, but this one has been, without doubt, the dirtiest campaign ever fought by the Conservative Party.

The depths to which they will plumb to cling on to power is truly shocking.

So, in a few hours who will you vote for, and why? Here are your choices:

1. Blond, burly racist buffoon (like you know who)
2. Left wing Dinosaur with retrograde economic policies and horrible stance on Jews
3. Some "moderate" 3rd party which stands for nothing
4. A host of crackpots and jokesters (minor party candidates) who stand no chance
5. Stay home and ignore it all

Originally posted by Robtard
Tories are expected to win, yeah?

Means they'll exit out of the EU at the end of January. Then they'll be another year or so of uncertainty as they work/don't work towards are deal.

That seems to be the consensus.

All our businesses are bust anyway. Please give us freedom.

Originally posted by Blakemore
All our businesses are bust anyway. Please give us freedom.

You already had freedom before June 23rd 2016...

MORE FREEDUMB!

Originally posted by Ayelewis
So, in a few hours who will you vote for, and why? Here are your choices:

1. Blond, burly racist buffoon (like you know who)
2. Left wing Dinosaur with retrograde economic policies and horrible stance on Jews
3. Some "moderate" 3rd party which stands for nothing
4. A host of crackpots and jokesters (minor party candidates) who stand no chance
5. Stay home and ignore it all

Tuesday, November 3, 2020

The US Presidential Election is Next Year

Originally posted by shiv
Tuesday, November 3, 2020

The US Presidential Election is Next Year

I was talking about Northern Ireland too you know.

Originally posted by shiv
The Polls do not and can not take this into account:

Tactical Voting
https://www.remainunited.org/

or this

One million register to vote in 48 hours - with 70% aged under-24
https://www.itv.com/news/2019-11-27/one-million-register-to-vote-in-48-hours-with-70-aged-under-24/

or people like this farmer:
https://twitter.com/search?q=bbc%20farmer%20bishop%20aucland&src=typd

Do you think Labour is going to win then? Or are you just being optimistic for the sake of it.

I don't, which I find unfortunate.

Originally posted by Ayelewis
So, in a few hours who will you vote for, and why? Here are your choices:

1. Blond, burly racist buffoon (like you know who)
2. Left wing Dinosaur with retrograde economic policies and horrible stance on Jews
3. Some "moderate" 3rd party which stands for nothing
4. A host of crackpots and jokesters (minor party candidates) who stand no chance
5. Stay home and ignore it all

When you put it that way I say vote for whichever group is least likely to cry like babies and scream "do over" if they lose.

Originally posted by Ayelewis
So, in a few hours who will you vote for, and why? Here are your choices:

1. Blond, burly racist buffoon (like you know who)
2. Left wing Dinosaur with retrograde economic policies and horrible stance on Jews
3. Some "moderate" 3rd party which stands for nothing
4. A host of crackpots and jokesters (minor party candidates) who stand no chance
5. Stay home and ignore it all

Except you can't vote for them if you don't live in their constituencies.

Originally posted by Ayelewis
So, in a few hours who will you vote for, and why? Here are your choices:

1. Blond, burly racist buffoon (like you know who)
2. Left wing Dinosaur with retrograde economic policies and horrible stance on Jews
3. Some "moderate" 3rd party which stands for nothing
4. A host of crackpots and jokesters (minor party candidates) who stand no chance
5. Stay home and ignore it all

1. English Trump
2. English Sanders
3....I'll be kind and say Tulsi, but she's more like Warren or Clinton
4. Literally every other American politician
5. Tempting.

Originally posted by Blakemore
1. English Trump
2. English Sanders
3....I'll be kind and say Tulsi, but she's more like Warren or Clinton
4. Literally every other American politician
5. Tempting.

Why not vote towards whichver is closets to the Brexit vote end you voted for in 2016?

Originally posted by Robtard
Why not vote towards whichver is closets to the Brexit vote end you voted for in 2016?
Kek. I was homeless so didnt vote. I'm vvoting conservative, but I think Brexit have a better chance.

Labour Government Imminent

U guys should have a mascot called the Labour Lab and it's a black lab.

Originally posted by Surtur
U guys should have a mascot called the Labour Lab and it's a black lab.

No, their Labour Party mascot should be a silhouette of a super pregnant lady.

Damn, I'm hilarious. estahuh

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, their Labour Party mascot should be a silhouette of a super pregnant lady.

Damn, I'm hilarious. estahuh

F*ck it, I'm doing it myself:

Originally posted by Surtur
U guys should have a mascot called the Labour Lab and it's a black lab.
Originally posted by shiv
Labour Government Imminent

What are you basing this on?

Conservative majority imminent.

Womp womp.